10 Jun 2004
WHAT WOMEN ACTUALLY LIKE TO DO
OBSESS: constantly! About the size of their ass, about the size of someone else's ass, movements of their boyfriend, movements of their best friend's boyfriend, shoes, whether they look fat in those shoes...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
STUDY: no self-respecting woman likes to be called ‘academically challenged’. Women are genetically programmed to cram…for anything/any classes…assignment tests, unit tests/quarter finals/cookery classes/pre-board flower arrangement tests…sheesh..the greater the amount of theory to be mugged up..the higher the satisfaction quotient! Plus have you seen those percentages – 97% in Math, 98% science, 99% Moral science!!!
LIKE DOORS TO BE OPENED FOR THEM: It’s a fact..women like doors to be opened for them as they swish by, chairs to be pulled out to park their butts on..etc etc… and puh-leez lets save that feminist claptrap for some time later after civilization! women like their men to be chivalrous, period! Just becoz a fella opens a door for you doesn’t quite mean he doesn’t think you’re capable of writing computer code or launching a space shuttle…. he’s just being nice. So chicks..relax and enjoy the attention.
CALL THEIR BOYFRIENDS CONSTANTLY: ahem…’Hi baby, I just woke up…whatcha doin?’ …’Hey snookums, I’m just brushing my teeth – whats up?’‘ hey..I’m capping the toothpaste up..what up?” …whats up? Errr…ur PHONEBILL perhaps! Crissakes woman..HANG UP!
PRETEND LIKE THEY CAN PARK CARS: gals, don’t protest. We all know..it was never a state secret!
Current Mood: Evil
Current Music: NOBODY DOES IT BETTER - CARLY SIMON
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By Aran
10 Jun 2004, 11:03am [ Reply ]
At least you got the doors right. :)
By mls
10 Jun 2004, 4:16pm [ Reply ]
you prolly forgot a few quintessential girlie things:
SHOP(a crime to have forgotten this one)
BARGAIN(related to one but needs a special mention)
FUSS
GOSSIP
STUFF HANDBAGS(with the most useless objects)
and many more.
By fullhyd.com
10 Jun 2004, 5:15pm [ Reply ]
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By jeez
12 Nov 2004, 8:43am [ Reply ]
Ouch