Greetings dear folks,
Before we start this journey I see it only fit that I give a small prelude on whats to follow. This boy,girls and buttharis is "Too many secrets", the purpose of this blog right here. I had put this project on the backburner for a while till I'd amassed enough information and know-how about the subjects involved. But this afternoon has turned everything topsy-turvy. I like to refer to it as "The Jalianwala Blog Massacre". Well if thats that, this would be have to be the Chainsaw Massacre equivalent. This ,if it stays, will be the THE Chainsaw driven right through your brains.
Disclaimer : All persons/beings/buttharis mentioned here are completely fictitious (except for buttharis). They bear no resemblance to any real life character (except...you know who). Everything I mention as characteristics about the below-mentioned beings is pure falsehood.
Let the maiming begin.
Chapter I
Mulavana Bhattathiri
For - Has a name which includes the word "butt"
- Can type , and use a computer. Would also be very useful in a DTP workshop.
- Has a name which is an anagram for "Butt Hairy", which I have a scary liking to.
- Gives me a reason to blog.
Against - His real name IS BUTT HAIRY!! **rolls eyes**
- Was born.
- Learnt to use a computer.
- Lives, breathes and copy-pastes.
- Seems to have an affair with Picchi Panthulu, whom I'm madly in love with.
- Could also be Jagannath Adukur
Known Traits - Will post for anything and nothing.
- Scratches butt....OBVIOUSLY its SOOO hairy down there.
- Geriatric porn
- Smelly butt which sometimes act as an aphrodisiac. Known victims namely, Picchi Panthulu. Where's your panchi PP?
- Makes me blog. Gives me a reason to live. Gives me hope for a better tomorrow. Gives me passion to long for PP all my life( and his panchi...still lookin for it? I GOT IT!!).
Real Names and Aliases - Mulavana Bhattathiri
- Old farthole
- Jagannath Adukur (maybe, my informants are not sure about this)
- Trichotilo Asspipihilia (pronounce it right folks,he's a bit "touchy" abt it...if u know wat i mean...pipiphilia>> PP Feel ya? )
Till our next Payneful encounter,
Payne
Special Mentions : As my informants/bloodhounds could not dig up enough from Picchi Pantulu's panchi, you will not see him mentioned in these chapters. Though a word from my sponsors about me : "He (I) being him will do this sort of thing only. You being you can go screw that can of worms you always wanted." Another word from my sponsors : " You being you, WITHOUT YOUR PANCHI, are advised to visit our retail outlet of Chandana Bros at Ameerpet. Call us, your panchi will be worth the wait."
Current Mood: Triumphant
Current Music: Just the intoxicating buzz in my head while i type this.
28 Jun 2004, 12:55am
Thats it nigga... imma stop blogging now... no way i can compete with this... imma pack my bags and head fer ma hole... she always did tell me that the world would never accept me.... sigh... *bows to his lord and kills himself to spare his lord the indignity of soiling his hoofs....* ar is no more....
28 Jun 2004, 11:42am
Kill Payne Kill!!
28 Jun 2004, 1:49pm
There are several things in the world that I don't quite agree with, but I find it increasingly rare that I actually feel like speaking out against something. It takes a lot, these days.
Congrats, Payne.
To start with, I think the lowest form of criticism/counter-attack is using filthy language. Nobody I respect these days uses that language (I can almost see the retort coming back - "I'm so devastated that I am unable to garner your hallowed respect, PMoW! Will there be redemption for me? Will the sun rise again on my tormented soul? Can I beg for your infinite mercy?").
Even among filthy attacks, this ranks right up there in vulgarity. Under normal circumstances I would not even have commented on such a degenerate post, but there is a compelling reason.
This is one of the most blatantly morbid and damaging attacks I've seen.
The person in question was posting on his own blog. He was posting stuff 99.9% of the world believes in. I dunno who you are, dude, but there is a 95% probablility you are named after a god or a saint. Religion is the only thing really common to all humans. I went to this blog made famous by you and some of your counterparts - this man was trying to propogate virtue. Perhaps the only posts nobody can have differences with.
Simple question: what did he do wrong? That he posted 10 times in a minute? That he copy-pasted? That's his friggin' blog, he'll do exactly what he wants. So why can't I, you ask? I seem to have lost the battle.
What makes you a judge of anything about another man's beliefs, or his manner or pace of posting? What gives you the right to parody a hugely sacrosanct name? God may be what you believe He is. But He is also what Mr. Bhattathiri believes He is. The latter did not post anything against any other faith. Is there a single thing objectionable about what he did?
Forgive him, Lord, for he knows not what he does.
28 Jun 2004, 2:38pm
:-)
There are times in life when I accept defeat. The time is now. But I wonder if this is about winning or losing.
I had braced myself to receive such comments, I was ready for anything, I was waiting for someone to respond, I was waiting for you.
But what did I receive these whole 13 hrs since I posted this? Nil nada , zilch. Total indifference from the 150 or so viewers this post has been viewed by.
I would like to say a few words in reply to your rather comprehensive post, they will only be counter-questions/answers to the ones you've already asked, 'coz you've so wonderfully pre-empted what I would say.
First things first, this has nothing, repeat NOTHING to do with God/Religion. I couldn't/wouldn't have a rat's ass whether the man's posts had contained anything to do with technology or tips to keep your loo clean. The fact is he was blatantly copy-pasting. Look at this way, how many of us are NOT irked when we see "enlarge ur dick" or "mortgage now" in our inboxes? I saw this the same way.
Therein also lies the answer to your last question. The single thing I found objectionable about what he did was the fact that it was pure spamming. Sure, its his blog. Sure,he needn't give a rat's butt as to what people think of his blog. But this is an exact manifestation of the junkmail/spam syndrome. Thats my view.
Now onto the parts which I agree with. You're right that this ranks "right up there in vulgarity" and that its one of the most blatantly morbid attacks you've seen. Trust me, its also the most morbid attack I've ever committed.
Surprisingly or sadly, whatever floats your boat, I will actually edit this post. I shall remove/blunt the direct "filthy" language used here. The fact is I'm surprised that any site on the internet allows us to use words like that in gay abandon.When I read the first four-letter word on some1 else's blog I was shocked. But I guess freedom comes with a price. The price of responsibility. I edit this post not because my feelings to what has happened last afternoon have in anyway changed, but because I respect your views and because I was going to edit it in any case. Fact is acerbic stuff like this loses its effect after a few hours and looks bad in retrospect. The soul of this post will live on nonetheless.
Good going with that concluding line. To quote the same book, "Thou shalt not take the name of The Lord thy God in vain".I do not want to expand on that. Take it as you see fit.
PS: I could have replied with a trademark "Ok". I respect as your views just as much as you loathe my post, I don't think it appropriate to see a carefully thought-out comment like that go waste. Thank you.
28 Jun 2004, 3:11pm
Dear Payne:
About that 4-lettered word thing being allowed, we consider blogs as individuals' own property. We don't censor here, since the policy is that we have given space to the user, and we are only hosting what he posts. If there are serious issues in future, maybe we'll take calls then.
Cheers!
29 Jun 2004, 1:28am
Hmm... Kudos and accolades to PMOW for his great attack, but a rather sad and defeated reply by DRP. Funny thing that the Payne had to wait for a guy to BURY him to re-write some sensible stuff... Anyways, keep those blogs coming!
29 Jun 2004, 2:49pm
Hello there CrackedNut a.k.a PMOW Fanboy,
u disappoint me..as always...the point of the blog was achieved..
i rest my case..
Anyway, keep those opinions coming!
29 Jun 2004, 2:52pm
@fullhyd.com ppls,
thanks yaar...i knew that funda abt u guys not editin our blogs as such...as i said i was truly zonked d first time i saw d word bein used..me was thinkin "but wt abt d kids?"...i gess its our responsibility in d end..looks i'm gettin too ole for meself...
thanks for d word..you guys are the best. honestly.
:-)
29 Jun 2004, 11:11pm
I'm thinking the cause of all your 'payne' might be the open umbrella in yer waazoo.So there you go payne your comment...eat yer heart out!
30 Jun 2004, 6:55pm
umm...tabrez...thank you for d extreme show of creativity...?
postin d same comment in 2 posts....u luvv me so much...