Save water, Drink BEER
Johnny | 2 July 2004, 12:15amDRY DAY : A day when alcohol is prohibited from commercial sale and public consumption, by a wierd entity called Excise Department.
What can be more frustrating than not gettin Beer, when u want it the most. Suno suno... bhai log... suno June 29th was a dry day in mumbai, cuz of some ekadashi... U cant get beer even if u wanna pay 5 times the price... Arghhhhh how frustrating...
Me n my friend decide to have some beer at 9 pm and were just lazying around in the room watching videos, and revising FIGHT CLUB... We had a cocktail treat of all the stud max movies till 11 pm and finally set out for beer in the local bar. "DRY DAY boss beer naihn milega..., Chahiye tho wishky parcel milega..". Can i have a takeaway beer plsss bhaisaab? "nahin beer bottles r too risky on dry days Saaar." Achcha.. chalo teekh hai.. nuttin can beat beer... i dont want whisky...
We set out in a state of dismal at the outcome of our beer quest. and zooom i get an idea... We go to a posh Pub hoping, they wud be beyond the reach of the excise hands. But even there we were disappointed.
We had to drink Snap-a-Snap and grape treat while watching three sexy manilla women dancing on the stage. There were firangs on the table next to us. They were enjoying the god damn beer... I felt like i was ignored..:( I even tried to bribe the authorities of the pub. I made friends with the firang chicks, and talked them into buying me a beer using my money. But the dumb asses there didnt approve of that trick too...
We come out around 1:20 am, without a drop of alcohol in our tummys... and guess wat one more brilliant idea struck to me... Goto a Star hotel, which is open for 24 hrs... Yahooooooooo
we went to this nice ecotel hotel, where we talked to them and convinced them to serve beer by 2 am. There were we, gulping down the yummy beer down our throats into our gall bladder. ahhhhhhhhh
Dry day was so irritating for me. Why the heck do they have to force ppl into something. Anyways... I shall check out for these god damn dry days in future before i venture out.
Muaahhh
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1. By Random_girl | 2 Jul 2004, 8:42pm
Johnny, what i can infer from ur writings is that, u are a fun person to be with. Eh.. Psssttt Ru single yet? ;)