2 Jul 2004
Facts and Observations
A friend sent this. Funtastic!! Happy reading!
- They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak
- Regular naps prevent old age... especially, if you take them while driving.
- Regular naps prevent old age... especially, if you take them while driving.
- Having one child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee.
- Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband!
- I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash
- A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
- Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
- Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without
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By Portuguese Man-Of-War
2 Jul 2004, 12:11pm [ Reply ]
Good ones! Nice to see you back after a while...