Fried excreta with roasted twigs.
Awesome dinner dude!! Lipsmackin' food man!! Gut-wrenchingly gross stuff bro!! Puke-inducingly yuck foodlike material!! What the fuck is that you are eating?
All this n more for tonight's DINNER!! Ever had food from one of those pretend chinese places with the gorkha waiter n assamese cook tryin hard to look chinese? I'm talkin 'bout those dinky-lil bundi stalls wit an attache at d back...a pseud-restaurant..if u will. Well, I have food over those type o' places all d while..gives a nice kick in the butt in d morning...if u know what i mean.
Tonight was time for Singapore Fried Rice ,"Mendrien Noodles" and Ginger Chicken....i'm guessing he mispelt Mandarin....:S
Lets take that item by item:
Mendrien Noodles : First shock...when my bud picks up the parcel of packets, he feels something which could only be a pack of broken twigs. The nepalese dude explains in a very knowledeable manner that,this is how "mendrien" noodles are cooked. Apparently we gotta pour sauce on 'em..n they become edible. Now see, if we'd ordered "Penfry" noodles they wudda bin "roasted" n not "fried, apparently they wudda bin softer then...hmmmm. Next shock...get home n open d parcel to realise it IS a pack of broken twigs accompanied with a bag o sauce. Ah the sauce, ever tasted the water in which your clothes are washed, I mean reallly old clothes...naa..this was not like that. This was like THAT water, heated, boiled with pieces of rotten chicken and a few rotten vegetables thrown in for good measure. And yes, I ate it all.
Singapore Fried Rice : It was red. I mean realllllly red. Looks like the nepalese dickhead ran outta ideas to make his fried rice taste "singaporean"(if there's any such taste), and decided to cook up a bastard of a bleeding pig n fried crap. I mean to say it was pigfucking crappy man!! Oh, and did I mention? I ate it all.
Ginger Chicken : Ginger? Where?! Chicken? huh?! But I guess the latter is 'coz the other humans I was sharing this wondahful meal with jus happened to eat all d chicken in there(can't blame 'em, it was the only food). I was left with more blood-red gooey shit. No, I dint eat all of it. There's a time when I draw d line. After having feasted on the broken twigs layered with the laundry sauce, and hogged on the red fried pieces o turd, I decided I was gonna draw the fucking line. Right there.
Yeah, by the way, I enjoyed this meal. Right down to the last drop of pissy sauce and down to the last nugget of pigcrap. Yummy!
Current Mood: Crude
Current Music: jus done watchin Shrek 2..i shall download d music.
3 Jul 2004, 12:41am
if you call that shit, you have obviously not tasted the noodles I make :P
3 Jul 2004, 12:41am
and ur mood icon is gross, makes me wanna puke!!!!!
3 Jul 2004, 12:46am
Hear Ye Hear ye....DRP is eating/drinking the water they throw out in the comparison tests of those detergent ads....and no dude...u aint drinking the superior detergent's water...its the OTHER detergent's used up water u are drinking.
PS: Just giving more detail to what that might have tasted like
Another PS: Retaliatory response.....
3 Jul 2004, 12:47am
martiandevil...interestingly, thats what my friend said...everyone wants to cook for me now...awwwww
arre baap...i wasn't drinkin the water..i was eatin it!! wit d twigs!! focus on d details!
3 Jul 2004, 12:48am
btw..dam u guys r quick...bloghounds all of u...
3 Jul 2004, 12:57am
Hey......i take serious offence.......i love Chainese food. Especially Manchow Soup and the Ginger Fried Rice
3 Jul 2004, 1:15am
wot u say about the mendrien nudduls?
my bundi best bundi whole hydrabad.
and me use best detergent water only.
3 Jul 2004, 4:52am
you is painfull!! weirdo!
3 Jul 2004, 9:48am
dear chinese chiclet...this wasn't jus a bundi...this was a bundi-cum-attache..one of those swank types...u c..
jaszboi...d oriental shit is my fave form of food...i've had everything they hav to offer...from peking duck to foo-yeng omelette stuffed with bacon..to tiny octopii like thingies served in a wok..luvved 'em all..
ppl..this post was not meant to be sarcastic in any way...its jus dat my tastes are a bit..umm.."off the eaten track"..:D