How it all started...

An infinite past with no beginning - God in a good (or bad) mood.

Time Zero - - Creation.

Big Bang Theory.
Hour One - Primordial Era.
One Million Years - Stelliferous Era.
150 Million Years - Structure formation.
One Billion Years - Reionization.
Three Billion Years - Formation of stars and galaxies.
Eight Billion Years - Formation of milky way.
10 billion years - Formation of Earth.

Then...
13 Billion Years - Genesis.

Single cell prokaryotes.
Fish.
Amphibians.
Animals.
Neandrathals.
Early Man.

Then...
200,000 years ago - Homo Sapiens.

Development of the Brain.
Fire.
Civilization.
Self-Reflection.
War.

Then...
500 Years ago - Age of Discovery

Renaissance.
Galileo & Scientific Revolution.
Newton & Gravity.
Da Vinci & Art.

50-200 years ago - Imperialist Expansionism

Imperialism.
Arms Race.
Industrial Revolution.
Education.
Globalization.

25-50 Years Ago

Television.
Computer.
Internet.
World Wide Web.
Pacman.

In the recent past - ME

December 1997 - Blogging
1999 - fullhyd.com
April 2008 - mayhem.fullhydblogs.com

December 2010 - My 100th post!!!!

Yes. I do have a few facts in my screwed up head, thankyouverymuch.

Nice. But boring. Thats not what I want to argue about.

What I'm concerned and curious about is...

How come I still don't have a girlfriend?