The Round Table Conference.(KIMA and KIRA)
Johnny | 26 July 2004, 1:28pmIts drizzling outside, with all the greenery overshadowing the concrete structures of our dormitory. I am inside my room lost in deep thoughts, listening to Joe Satriani - For the love of God. Man he can play guitar. MUSIC IS YOUR ONLY FRIEND.
When i was thinking about my past experiences with the fairer species, the most distinguished place is occupied by a particular incident, which i cherish as "The Round Table Conference".
Round table conference, might sound a lil too official, it is damn funny too now, but mind you it wasnt funny at all then. It all started with the age factor. It was the age when the hormones were released to their maximum capacity. There by making significant changes in a guy's anatomy as well as his grey cells, and most importantly to his heart. I was in my 12th standard then. I was this typical normal guy , with natural desire for an acquaintance with the fairer sex. The desire got more stronger from the fact that i was from an all boys' school.
I was a good boy to start with. I had joined the coaching classes for admission into IIT's. I was giving my folks an impression that i was the Nerd, waking up early going to the classes. Doing the homework etc... Everyone was happy with me. My aunts and uncles used to cite me as example to follow to my other younger cousins. *ahem* I acted pretty well then. No one knew what i was doing in my room locked up, talkin to my fist girl friend on the phone for hours together. And they thought i was studying. Mwahahahahaha... I succeeded in deceiving my folks and put up as a Shareef ladka. I was so happy that i engaged in idiolatry. Well the good days were not to last for long.
It was the monsoon season like it is now. Our old tenants had bought themselves their own apartments, so they vacated the top floor. We stayed on the ground floor of the 2-floored building. I was watching TV in our hall, sitting in front of the maingate. I heard that the new tenants were arriving shortly. Suddenly i hear ruckus outside our house compound. I was pleasantly surprised to see two cute girls with their parents. I was ecstatic, when i also realised that they were our new tenants. Now coming to the girls, the elder one was fair cute and petite. Lets call her KIMA. The younger one was tall and sexy. :D, lets call her KIRA. Note that the names are not arbit, they were carefully derived from their real names. For the sake of privacy,lets not talk about their real names now. Later i found out that Kima was in 11th while Kira was only in 9th.
Days passed by, nothing noticeable happened. Suddenly comes my birthday, whence those girls were also invited for some dinner sorta thing by my mom. There were my cousins also present then. So after having the cake etc..., all of us were sitting having coke and gossipin. We were bored and decided to do something interesting. Chalo, lets play chits. That was a great game ever invented. The game was about collecting the chits of the same kind, and when u get them u hafta shout 'SHOW' and bang your hand on the table. We were sitting in a circle around the bed, so bang on the bed for us. And the rest of them have to bang on the top of ur hand. So the points order decreases accordingly till the last one on the top. Now this was a good game for me cuz, i used to get to touch Kiras and Kima's soft hands. The trouble satrted with that. I was addicted to that game now. :D So even after my bday passed by, me, kira n kima used to play that game or some other game frequently and there by became good friends.
I was particularly more attracted towards Kira, even though Kima used to like me too. As days passed by me and Kira became very close and kima became green with jealousy. Those were the days. We used to hold hands and talk for long when no one was around. It was all going good in a decent way. No limits crossed. I was always very particular about this aspect. LIMITS shudnt be crossed at any cost.
Then came the D-Day. The day when i was taken for the harsh awakening. The day which changed my life altogether. On that doom day, we were playing cards this time on the bed. I finished my game first and was watching others fight for the 2nd position. Kira happened to sit beside me. I was feelin a lil tired, so i casually went down to rest and close my eyes. Since there was no pillow around, i kept my head on Kira's LAP. Damn, it was so good. Just when i was realising how good it feels, my mom opens the door and enters insisde. SHIT now what? Thats it. Instead of creating a fish market then and there, my mom wisely chose a more efficient way. She was calm and acted as if nothing happened. After all of my friends and cousins left. I was happy that mom didnt notice or mind about the whole incident. As usual i was watching TV, and wondering when wud these damn rains stop so that i could go out and play cricket and football.
Enter my 1st aunt, followed by my second aunt, followed by my uncles and so on. All my close relatives came to our house. I wondered why, without the slightest idea about the impending danger. Suddenly everything went calm and quite. I was scared by the sudden silence. The doors were closed. I was made to sit in the middle, and all my relatives were surrounding me. It was a Round Table Conference now. I was the chair person, who got to hear all the complaints. I was given so much ramblings on the culture, the tradition, the family name etc... I was also enlightened about my future. My IIT, my dreams, my family. Man it was a long 2 hour lecture form all the aunts and uncles and also my mom and dad. That Round table conference was not at all funny, it made me a better person. Not that what i did was wrong, but it made me realise my responsibilities. It made me remember my goals, my ambitions. Thank You all of my relatives for giving me the right advice, when i needed it the most. I can never forget that conference. I cannot ever forget KIMA or KIRA. Dunno to where they have shifted now. They vacated our house recently. I shall always cherish the good times we had. I wish them good luck.
Thank you MOM and DAD. :)
JOhnny
Current Mood: Feeling Better
Current Music: Joe Satriani - My guitar wants to Kill
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1. By KIRA | 26 Jul 2004, 2:28pm
wanna take some more naps in my lap?
2. By JOhnny | 26 Jul 2004, 3:08pm
Oh come on KIRA, Why ru hiding ur identity under the mask of KIRA. I know who u r. Its okie... Well if u r, whom i think u r, Gladly i wud take a nap in ur lap :D U too can take a nap on mine :D err do u prefer my chest instead?
3. By drp | 26 Jul 2004, 3:18pm
dude..stop grinnin so much! :-S
4. By KIRA | 26 Jul 2004, 3:38pm
WHO IS THIS OTHER GIRL U R TALKING ABOUT?(U FAITHLESS MONGREL!) I'M THE ORIGINAL KIRA, I USED TO LIVE OVER YOUR APARTMENT!!
5. By JOhnny | 26 Jul 2004, 8:24pm
DRP: And why exactly shud i stop grinnin? :-s
KIRA: Come out of the closet dear. I like ur original self more. ;)
6. By KIMA | 26 Jul 2004, 8:26pm
if you rest your head in KIRA's lap.... you'll rest in peace soon after..
7. By JOhnny | 26 Jul 2004, 8:36pm
*AHem* Now who is this KIMA? :-S :-S Come on come out of ur closets and express ur affection publicly. WHy fear? :D
8. By KIRA | 26 Jul 2004, 9:31pm
WHO THE HELLZ KIMA??? COME OUT!!! LETS HAVE A CAT-FIGHT!!!!
9. By KIMA | 26 Jul 2004, 10:25pm
i'm your cute sister, you dumb sexy ****! dont u dare use my "john"
10. By azazel | 26 Jul 2004, 10:36pm
ok bubba.. lets clear up some things first.. its not Joe Satriani who played both the songs u mentioned.. "For the Love of God" is by Steve Vai! "My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama" is a Frank Zappa song covered by the trio of Satriani/Vai/Johnson on the first G3 tour..
now, that we have ^^ outta the way.. bring it on to the 2 K's.. *chips n pepsi here*
11. By JOhnny | 26 Jul 2004, 10:48pm
Fine bubba my bad, FTLOG is by SV but JS was involved in MGWTKYM. Anyways... Offtopic kaiku comment karte miya. Azzu boss.. Light lo
KIMA KIRA, carry on, i wanna see who wins the fight >:)
12. By KIRA | 26 Jul 2004, 10:50pm
dude, there's NO DOUBT about who wins the fight..MWUHAHAHAHAHA
13. By martiandevil | 26 Jul 2004, 10:51pm
sorry sorry sorry, my yahoo messenger is still not working..damn my cablewala..blocking irc port...and ur tag board isn't working either...damn
14. By JOhnny | 26 Jul 2004, 10:58pm
I knw KIRA, just wanted to hear it from ya ;)
MD Use the web-version of YM. And mail me.
15. By KIMA | 26 Jul 2004, 11:23pm
KIRA, i feel ashamed calling u my sister! but i want johnny more than you do.. so .. get outta here!
16. By KIRA | 26 Jul 2004, 11:47pm
Just try taking him from me...
mwuhahaha u have no idea what plans i have for u...>:)
17. By KIMA | 27 Jul 2004, 12:45am
if anyone's gonna hav mah booty, its johnny.
18. By JOhnny | 27 Jul 2004, 3:32am
LOL @ KIMA n KIRA.
Go gals go... :D
19. By HanktheYank | 28 Jul 2004, 6:04am
R U 4 RE L. sheesh!
20. By JOhnny | 28 Jul 2004, 6:30am
Errr... I am. :-S