Life is a lemon...
Neurotron | 31 August 2004, 3:42pmWhat about love? It's defective! - it's always breaking in half
What about sex? It's defective! - it's never built to really last
What about your family? It's defective! - all the batteries are shot
What about your friends? They're defective! - all the parts are out of stock
What about hope? It's defective! - it's corroded and decayed
What about faith? It's defective! - it's tattered and it's frayed
What about your Gods? They're defective! - They forgot the warranty
What about your town? It's defective! - it's a dead end street to me
What about your school? It's defective! - it's a pack of useless lies
What about your work? It's defective! - it's a crock and then you die
What about your childhood? It's defective! - it's dead and buried in the past
What about your future? It's defective! - and you can shove it up your ass!
Life is a lemon and I want my money back...
Current Mood: Angry
Current Music: Meatloaf
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1. By fallen angel | 31 Aug 2004, 4:42pm
no shit.
on a different note, i like it.
2. By divakar | 31 Aug 2004, 5:27pm
Hey lemme know if u get ur money back...been waitin for a while for the refund...good one!!
3. By Neurotron | 31 Aug 2004, 5:40pm
ah, the Fallen Angel rises from the ashes of obscurity...welcome! :-) *sweeping gesture with the hands*
~Divakar: heh heh..refund katte. This is like money spent at Lamba maama - utterly wasted, with no hope of seeing any of it again!
Anyway, Meatloaf made enough off this song and album to last a lifetime... :-)
4. By fallen angel | 31 Aug 2004, 6:29pm
sweeping gesture katte... who are you? Count Dracula?
heh... am now the cat on the fence.
5. By Aran | 31 Aug 2004, 8:59pm
*shakes the fence HARD*
6. By patch | 31 Aug 2004, 9:23pm
take your finger out of your nose, make lemonade with lots of sugar, pour over ice-filled glass, stick in a little pink umbrella and pass me the damn rum.
7. By fallen angel | 31 Aug 2004, 9:24pm
Notice board on the fence - "WARNING!! KEEP AWAY!! ELECTRIFIED FENCE!! safe only to cats."
~sob~ shall miss you aran.
8. By Aran | 31 Aug 2004, 9:46pm
*falls down from fence, dead. Rises as an angel.*
Now Aran is also fallen angel. :p
9. By fallen angel | 31 Aug 2004, 9:55pm
dear heavens!
i am done. i have lost. this is a greater madness.
*totally given up, and going home*
10. By No Namer | 31 Aug 2004, 9:59pm
My My My! What has life done to earn such brickbats?
:-p
11. By Aran | 31 Aug 2004, 10:02pm
*follows her wherever she's going* (angels can do that, you know. especially dead ones.)
You can't lose, G. :p
12. By fallen angel | 31 Aug 2004, 10:04pm
uh? excuse us! but WHAT brickbats?
we happen to like it here. it's a very like-able place. so we like conversing our crap here. and i wanna say the word "like" one more time. and so i did.
so thank you.
13. By tabrez | 31 Aug 2004, 10:11pm
if one fallen angel wasnt enough now we have 2?????????
aaaaaaaieeeeeekaaarrrrrrambaaaaaa!
14. By fallen angel | 31 Aug 2004, 10:12pm
i CAN'T lose?? i DEMAND to lose!! you can't take my basic intrinsic loser rights away from me!
no matter what you call me, i refuse to win. and if you are gonna follow me, could you get a cab? i don't like perpetual shadows. of fried angels. you are NOT fallen angel. just dead n deep fried angel.
egads! all apologies to no namer, out of context comments to your comment, as a result of total mad rush to answer ALL comments here.
15. By Aran | 31 Aug 2004, 10:17pm
You can't lose. I worship you. So if you lose, I lose harder, bigger, more. So that makes you the winner. So you can't lose. It's like a chain. :D
Please, dead and deep friend, but fallen too. Fell from fence. And angel. Hence, fallen and hence, angel.
16. By Aran | 31 Aug 2004, 10:19pm
deep fried*
17. By fallen angel | 31 Aug 2004, 10:25pm
neuro, please do not disable comments. we promise to repeat this again in the future, when the words on your page unleash the mania in us. please do not disable the comments.
18. By Neurotron | 1 Sep 2004, 9:28am
Holy Shitballs.
*looks around...surveying the damage. Fondly picks up broken pieces of sanity, which he bought on vacation in La-la-land...*
*sniff* *faraway look*
19. By Aran | 1 Sep 2004, 9:42am
Holy Shitballs. Such a lovely expression. That.
*sweeps his broken sanity under the carpet so that he won't be reminded of it anymore*
:D
20. By Neurotron | 1 Sep 2004, 10:17am
~Aran: innit just? The sanity was only for show anyway.. :-D
I like people who clean up after themselves, especially after utter destruction... :-)