Stop...clicking...dammit!!!
Neurotron | 22 September 2004, 10:42amWhat’s with computer repair technicians and their incessant mouse-clicking?
This guy came home to look at the comp yesterday. And during the course of the repair, I noticed he just could NOT stop clicking. Click, click, click….clickclickclickclickclick! It was driving me nuts! I mean, are you doing that just to show me what a friggin' genius you are and that computers are just too slow for you? Why click-and-drag to highlight words you are reading on an 'instructions' page?? Must you look at the ‘Properties’ of EVERYTHING???
He started some application, and even while it was starting up, he just HAD to click! All over the desktop. Why, moron, WHY??? And don’t even get me started on refreshing. It was as if he thought if he doesn’t refresh the desktop, which has not been changed at ALL mind you, every 3.25 seconds, he would become incontinent or the computer would castrate him or something. If he doesn’t click a gazillion times, in quick succession, right NOW, he will have bad luck for the next seven years and never find true love, or catch some genital-specific, extremely morbid but non-fatal disease. In fact, I was half hoping something like that would happen. It was all I could do to stop myself from actually running to the kitchen, bringing out the hatchet we use on irritating guests, and making this guy a leftie for life.
It was like that scene in ‘True Lies’, where Arnie is driving in a car with the guy who’s hitting on his wife, and he imagines punching him and killing him. I was almost smiling at the picture of the now non-clicking guy (because he didn’t have a hand anymore), when I hear ‘Loose connection, saar.’ Whatever, man. Just fix it and get the hell out. He fixed the problem...but kept sitting there...and...aaarrRRRRGGHHH!!!!
In case you are wondering, he still has both hands. At least, for the moment.
If ever you are working on a comp, and I’m around, I’m sure you now know what NOT to do.
Current Mood: Angry
Current Music: chop chop hack chop.
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1. By Stupendous Man | 22 Sep 2004, 11:42am
lol! i loved reading this and one below! and you're SO right about the clicking. That's why I refuse to let any technician in though my computer's falling apart.
2. By Ravi | 22 Sep 2004, 11:53am
lol...lol man that's funny. I've been throught this shit too. Looks like the guy has ADD. I do my work on my own, never let any tech people near my comp.
3. By Aran | 22 Sep 2004, 8:57pm
You mean its common to all 'puter repairmen? I thought mine had an epileptic fit inbuilt into his finger.
4. By Ravi | 24 Sep 2004, 12:31pm
Trust me man it's a common thing with these guys. Compulsive behavioral disorder......