What Every Cosmo Girl Should Know
SpOiLD_BrAt | General | 07 May 2004, 3:09pm
Ok, I read Cosmopolitan, AND I actually liked it. I am an
avid reader, maybe sad, but true nonetheless. Anyhow,
here recently, since I have been basking in my singledom
(*made-up word*), I have been paying special attention to
all the little quirks that the editors over at Cosmo think
every "Cosmo girl" should know. I have been noticing that
there have so many ploys to "catching" a guy. Do this, do
that, blah blah blah. It is actually pretty funny at
times. Every issue has the Cosmo girls Ten Commandments
of things one should never do if hoping to snag a mate,
and yeah they are a little off the wall so HOPEFULLY no
one has actually ever done them...if they have, they
deserve to be single. Anyhow, THE POINT is coming. In
this month's issue of Cosmo the editors have picked up on
the theme of the 'Fun Fearless Female'...something, I am
sure all of us of the XX chromosome family aspire to be.
The "FFF" is a woman who is completely confident in
herself, her body, her decisions, etc. She has no worries
and certainly no regrets. Her number one rule? To have
no rules. Screw the whole "you never kiss on the first
date;" one quoted "FFF" said that if the evening was great
and she had a great time and felt the desire to kiss the
guy at the end of the first date, then she damn well was
going to. Be confident enough to acknowledge another
beautiful woman around your significant other without
feeling jealous or threatened by her presence.
Basically, the "FFF" is the epitome of the modern, strong,
opinionated woman who has thrown away the conventional
ideas of the quiet, subdued, subservient female of
yesteryear.
I aspire to be a FUN FEARLESS FEMALE! Screw society's
standards and expectations. I am only young once, and
darnit, I want to have some fun while I can!
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