His chinki looks may deceive you of his origins which are firmly rooted in bihar. He has firm belief that India can prosper only under bihari?s control. But his long term association with Dasas has instilled NRI attitude in him which is amply reflected by his possessions like bike, comp with sound boosters, mobile & wide range of cosmetics the money for which comes from his undoubtful extraordinary JEE teaching skills. His abnormal command over English with bihari accent is well demonstrated after getting drunk. Jab yeh kisi ko gaali dete hain to bitch ko beach bolte hai. Is NRI ki coefficient of authenticity is 0.25 bole to agar woh 8 bottles beer peene ka claim karta hai , as he usually does, then actually he hasn?t had an intake of more than 2 bottles. Phir mat kehna babu daru peekar danga karta hai.

Daaru peene ke baad yeh apne aapko nawab-e-hind samjhne lagte hain. Aur uske baad bechare wing ke sophies ka mujra hona mangta hai. Ek baar soni ne shyam ko birthday wish kiya to inhone use chaata jad diya.Aur daaru peen eke baad inko acchanak apne sharer mein kai parivartan hote nazar ate hai aur inhone yahan tak claim kiya hai ki "Doston mujhe lagta hai ki meri virginity lose ho gayi hai." Par pata nahi ki inhone yeh saugaat kahan khoi, Miss Singh ya ruby baar ki shehnaaz ya heena ki Mallika ya Jaat ke saath. Aur yahan tak sunne mein aaya hai ki yash chopra ki agli movie ki story Shyam, aur Jaat ke love se inspired hai. Inke favorite Hollywood hero Jackie chan aur jet lee hain. Yeh itne bade fan hai unke ki har movie ke 3 show hote hai aur full volume mein.Ab to wing waalon ko (huha-hai) ki awaazon ke bina raaton ko neend nahi aati. Aur yeh kisi bhi naye gaane ko,jo ki inhe pasand aata hai,winamp par enque kar shuffle aur repeat on kar ke full volume mein chalta chodd kar ghumne nikal jaate hain.

Other then kung-fu movies his other pass time are playing cards and carrom which are 24 hours open. At a budding age of 15 this politically aspiring bihari kid had to spend one night in jail. The reason.... beating up the principal of the school and burning his home as he claims for the trivial rise in the mess bill (keep the 0.25 factor at the back of ur mind). Jail ki ek raat inke iraadon ko kamzor nahi kar payi aur inhone apne sathiyom ke liye misaal kaayam karne ke liye ek ladke ko footer field par peet daala. Aur yahin pe mission SHYAM?S SHINING khatm nahi hua aur isi ko agey badate hue unhone apne prof ko ?FUCK YOU" signature ke saath ek mail bhej di aur reply mein he gets a FF grade.Aur inhone apne shastra gyan ka prayog kar, do mind that he?s a Brahman, calendar ki fixed date se ek raat pehle hi Jaat ke saath mil kar holika dehan kar di.

Shyam was still shining when he picked up a water balloon on holi n threw it just as to catch attention of Prof. PG but unfortunately it struck his daughter. To prove his worth he also ragged some seniors in inter IIT at Kharagpur (when he was still a sophie). His very interest in teaching was very much clear in his freshie year when he picks up a phone and asks the person whether this call is internal or external. These shining skills were very much responsible for his unsuccessful attempts in job interviews. For this guy once goes in for an interview and being very much addictive to royal life sits on a more comfortable of chairs available and guess what?? The chair was meant for the interviewer. But now he doesn?t needs any more chances as he has cracked a job at Inforte.

This guy is a complete man since 1981 as he has all the skills around. Talk about sports and babu has everything to offer from football, hockey, crossy and all. Our hostel football team hasn?t lost a single match in which shyam was playing. Besides he is a very good singer as well. We wish him all the best for the future. Keep shining Shyam.