21 Jul 2006

Banning blogs? WTF

Posted by rishabh in General | 9:16am

The Indian Government is acting like a dick.

They have banned blogspot, the single biggest blogging site in the world.
Along with blogspot, the honors are shared by typepad.com and geocities.com etc

Now the reason this is happened is becuase our oh so great govt feels this:

check this out: Indian govt feels that terrorists are using blogs to communicate.

my comment 1:

my comment 2:

my comment 3: WTF is wrong with Indian govt???

seriously this has to be really messed up logic. Now the terrorists invest a zillion dollars into intelligence and security and you expect them to communicate through blogs?

Now one guy might say, Yea, isnt it a brilliant idea, terrorists communicating through blogs, so fool-proof, no one would ever suspect it. Yea but blogs? Oh! Why not messenger? ban that too? why not email? So ban yahoo too!

But come on! Look how stupid this sounds, they are banning blogs!

I guess they should ban cells too( Wait a second, hasnt that already been done in kashmir, earlier?).

I guess the next claim will be that terrorists are using Orkut and Hi5, and handling out top secret files through scraps and instant messaging. Man, this is so funny, yet shocking and yet above it all depressing.

From what I hear, there was a list of 12 sites on blogger that were supposed to be banned, which were supposedly anti hindu or something, but now thats so ridiculous too isnt it? I mean blogger has more than a million blogs, surely there must be more than 12 anti-hindu blogs? So your hitech indian intelligence team are going to track down all these blogs, and meet their owners in timbucktoo and screw their asses? LOL!

According to one source http://www.ipatrix.com/2006/07/17/blogspot-bannedwhats-next/
CERT (Computer Emergency Response Team) - IN

Current Mood: Angry
Current Music: janes addiction

26 Apr 2006


Posted by rishabh in General | 5:59am


Current Music: ALIVE-PEARL JAM

12 Apr 2006

JEE 2006

Posted by rishabh in Science | 3:01am

jee-2006. It was obvious that this year's JEE was different. For the ones interested in JEE and its related areas must've read the paper's on 10th April, and hence know about the new pattern.
The new format was like a tight slap on the faces of corporate institutions. NOT a single institute could predict the paper to be like this. While this turned out to be good for some, it proved to be fatal for some. Your's truly, like always is caught in the middle, neither having screwd it up , like many of his peers did, neither nailing the paper so as to be confident of clearing. He still has doubt in his mind , as to whether he will make it.
The thing was that, this time the questions werent tough, but were simple. Not even tricky, direct straight forward. I think except organic chemistry, rest of the paper could be answered by any hardowrking EAMCET-AIEEE preparing student. Solving books like IRODOV and D C PANDEY wont help you score in these exams, since I remember them asking a direct question from H C VERMA, in JEE 2006, a book that is looked down upon by many people on account of it being "simple".
I felt maths was tough. Many found it easy. I dont know, may be I messed it up somewhere, but then no one really knows, till the results come.

Hours after the JEE was over, students rushed to their institutes and vomited the questions onto their lecturer's head. By now all the major corporate institues have come up with their "ORIGINAL SOLUTION". Yeah they're original all right, some options which werent there in the JEE can be seen in their solutions, so that way yeah they have been quite original,
One more thing, one on close inspection will see that more than 50% of question's answers dont match. I have myself referred to FIITJEE, Resonance and BRILLIANT's solutions. All three have different solutions, contradicting each other. While one institute says that they are the "TRUE PLACE WITH ERROR FREE SOLUTIONS", another offers Analysis, and expects to tell you your rank by feeding in your score. I doubt you will get the proper response because after all, your expected rank will depend on how many other people have fed their results into the site, and my intuition tells me not more than 15% of the total students will give their data to one particular. No, thats not going to happen. I suggest all who are really confident of cracking JEE 2006, sit back and relax, and the rest who are unsure, prepare for the upcoming exams like AIEEE and BITS. Peace out.

Current Mood: Confused
Current Music: Avril-nobodys home

5 Mar 2006


Posted by rishabh in Music | 6:24pm

And so it begins....

have taken a long break, but am BAAAACK!

Current Mood: Amazed
Current Music: GC

2 Dec 2005

astrology is a bummer

Posted by rishabh in General | 5:42pm

you know what, believing in zodiac signs and shit sucks big time. i just came across this channel zoom showing one weird programme called cosmic chat, first of all it isnt even called that, its cosmiic chat. its got this numerology crap, i mean what the hell do you mean that u r lucky number is 3,6,9. i mean will you stop eating 10 toffees jus coz it aint u r lucky number. and then there is this crap about changing u r name, man that shit is wacked, sanjay is sonjay or sunjay, suneel is suniel, kareena is kareina, damn man! lol the funniest thing is that they have this other girl simone whatever, who is like the traslator coz themain chick;s hindi sucks big time. and i aint that fond of this vaastu and feng shui crap either, but would like to remain silent bout that since i dont have much knowledge bout all that.i dunno maybe its just me, but i really aint into astrology, and i dont mind if yall are, but pleas for god sake, keep it u r selves.
incase u r wondering, i've just vented out me feelings. just had a huge discussing with a pal on the topic.

Current Mood: Constipated
Current Music: aashiq banaya aapne

26 Nov 2005

a comment on movies

Posted by rishabh in Personal | 9:59pm

i think that movies that have less or no songs are better. sarkar was a step in the right direction, though the "govinda govinda" music did get on one's nerve.
i also hate movies, where are songs are moby-esque. let me explain that. i call those songs moby -esque, when one phrase or a couple of words are repeated again and again, and that covers most of the song. the one that immediately come to mind is "mangala mangala mangala mangala magala mangala ho!". and another recent one, which i find really really annoying and fucking pisses me off is "taj mahal". its like, during the promos, all they say is tajmahal like 10 times and show ppl fighting, quite absurd if ya ask me.
anyways, laterz, g2g now
peace !

Current Mood: Confused
Current Music: metallica

26 Nov 2005

thought of the day

Posted by rishabh in Philosophy | 2:25am

monogamy is too harsh a rule...

Current Mood: Cheerful
Current Music: jayz

19 Nov 2005


Posted by rishabh in Personal | 12:23pm

Being in a "corporate college" gets you exposed to the real world, something you dont really see that often in u r school. the financial divide is move evident here, the narrow mindedness of the people is again more visible, you take time to adjust but when you do, you make great pals, u make pals that actually help your academics, that is, salaam namaste being a sucky movie isnt the only thing ya discuss, but most of all its the teachers. their semi-english lecturs, ungrammitical sentences, really bring a smile to u r face. Here are some of them, as a token of my respect to them, i've changed their real ID's, coz as far as teaching is concerned, they're all god like.

"so just we started oxidation, just we completed it"
"Ok don't confuse, let them write, isn't it?"
"You have to add Leaving group, leaving group, leaving group, an see then, ah!"
(this one is just too funny)
"billion's of dollars, that is, millions of rupees, the silicone industry is huge"
"there is a difference between real and artificial diamond, ZrO4 is zirconia, they're artificial or american diamonds"
"so it could be because there is some strain, or also could also be some disturbance due to strain of molecule"
"P205 reacts with oxygen forming P205, okay, what did i just say?"
"your answer is correct but i will tell you where you went wrong."
"nitrogen forms nitrogen"
"molecular weight and BP are related to molecular weight"
"so those whose all got ethers are correct, and remaining you know"
"Between zero and one, step of x is step of x"
what he meant was step of x was equal to x, thats what he wrote on the board, but this was a slip of the tongue, and we were roaring with laffter.
"Ozone was discovered accidentally, ozo means i smell, I-S-M-E-L-L!"

thas all fo now guys, laterz
-peace out

Current Mood: Cheerful
Current Music: chariot

15 Nov 2005


Posted by rishabh in Personal | 2:47am

I was just going thru google today and i found out today is SANIA MIRZA's budday!
so muah! Happy birthday sania and keep it up u r da best!!!

Current Mood: Happy
Current Music: korn

14 Nov 2005


Posted by rishabh in Music | 9:10pm

dunno what to write bout, so will just write the ten songs that i've been listening to the most lately

scars-papa roach

baby one more time-marty casey

american badass-kid rock

wish you were here-marty casey(i found it betta than the original)


photograph-nickelback(from their newest album, will write more bout that laterz)

cigaro-system of a down(already mention its name in a post b4,:)

broken-the punisher OST (anything with amylee lee in it man)

lonely no more: by that matchbox twenty guy, whats his name again, ah rob thomas

have a nice day-bonjovi(that smiling sticker is stuck in me head man)


Current Mood: Cheerful
Current Music: lol-what the fuck dya think i wrote bout rite now?

14 Nov 2005

clash between two monsters

Posted by rishabh in Personal | 12:47am

The IIT-JEE coaching has become a nessecity if one wants to get into the campus.Narayana and FIITJEE are the two biggest names in the coaching industry, amidst all the hating and controversies these two institutions are still the most popular(brilliant is dying guys). I am associated with both since i recently enrolled for the FIITJEE one yr AITS(All India Test Series). I knew that these two rivals has no love for each other, but coz of that we students are to suffer. The difference in portion is unbelievable. I am almost studying upto 15 chapters at once nowadays.
so its inorganic chemistry, ist year chemistry, equilibriums, nuclear, mechanics(full), modern physics, ray optics(both wave and geo), organic(everything except carbohydrates and amino acids),entire calculus,permutation and combination, the binomial theorem- and all thyis needs to be done b4 20.
these narayana guys are damn smart, they know students will opt for FIITJEE aits than for Narayana AITS(look it even sounds cheap), so they have changed the teaching pattern, so that students are forced to shun FIITJEE in the back seat. Lets wait and see how it goes.
The next week or so is quite hectic for me, with exams and olympiads and shit. damn!
nov13-Weekly AIEEE exam
nov20-Fiitjee AITS
nov24-MTG's NSO
nov27:NSEC/NSEP(Nat standard exam in chem/phy, both on same day)
nov 27:narayana open test(this one i'll prolly miss)

Current Mood: Cheerful
Current Music: missy elliot

11 Nov 2005

spell it

Posted by rishabh in General | 3:40pm

you know its so weird that almost no one knows the spelling of the word weird. i know i sound paranoid, and prolly i am, but then this is really odd. at first i thought it was a typo, but later i realise that almost everyone spells weird as wierd. yea that is weird. so what have learnt today???
W E I R D.
so doesn't that make you feel good about your self since you learnt something new today? or maybe you just wanna stick your finger up my ass. eitherways is fine.in the words of the great Forrest Gump,"Thats all that i've got to say bout that"

Current Mood: Cheerful
Current Music: nickelback photograp

9 Nov 2005

being the moderator

Posted by rishabh in General | 5:32pm

my cousin, came ova here for her diwali vacations with my nani(her dadi, since she'z my mom's bro's daughter). i t had been nearly 3 years since i met her. back then we were'nt all that cordial, and the convos between us would be minimal, and i'd be soooo pissed with each and every thing she did. it was awful. but now its all straightened out. we are really the close pals and she calls me very often and likewise. so naturally i was very excited about her comning here. when she came, i realised she brought trouble with her. HER CELL PHONE.
Aiite here's the deal.
my cuz is also pursuing the JEE dream like me, and she got all her assignments and shit and she was asking for my help. anyways, after a while we took a break and were just talking bout stuff. she then told me bout her this one pal who apparently isnt that bright and isnt much of a looker either. now her pal has a crush on this topper dude. so i decided to listen to my sis and her pal's conversation thru the other land line. god this girl is so despo. first of all shez eternally bored. you know the typer who say " i'm bored yaar, nothing to do". well if she wasnt this horny for this one guy, maybe shed actually have something to do. the problem with these types of people is that they expect too much from life. they want to be surprised every god damn second of their life. they think that everyone else are the court jesters and its their job to entertain them. jeez man, anyways, after a while "I" got really bored of their crap, so i slammed the phone. but that wasn't the end. this pal confessed over SMS to my cuz bout the guess, but it was quite obvious anywyas. what followed next was a weird convoy of 50 SMS. the usual sob and will he-wont he crap filled with shud i shudnt i crap too and lots of if's and buts' and what if's and the likes. man, people can be such losers at times. i told me cuz screw her, tis her problem, but them me cuz was also this nightingale sorta person, and she wanted to help and stuff.so her entire day would be spent in being this love advisor person, man i've been thru that crap its a pain being the moderator. coz both the parties are so dumb. man i wish people just get real and accept the fact that at 16 u r not in love, u are just too horny. the faster we accept the truth, the better for us.

Current Mood: Amazed
Current Music: kid rock-

2 Nov 2005

"apparently their cock walks right through the door"

Posted by rishabh in Personal | 7:15pm

so i thin system of a down's nuts. i mean they're just so bizzare,whether bizzare good or bad, that i've stll not decided, but one thying is for sure, when they're playing, u just keep listening to them, real loud. They're irresistable.
They're latest single "cigaro" has some weird lyrics.
check ths out..
"My cock is much bigger than yours,
My cock can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure..
It's got you screaming for more".

and wait, there'more

"My shit stinks much better than yours,
My shit stinks right down through the floor.
With a feeling so pure,
It's got you coming back for more".

an if ya thought it ends there,

"Can't you see that I love my cock?
Can't you see that you love my cock?
Can't you see that we love my cock?"

so all i could say after listening to it was
these guys get a make ove for like every album, n guess what they're from armenia. I think this is armenia's first rock band. I doubt if they're migrants or barbarians, but their music seems to be rockng the world so who the hell cares.
anyways, thats all for now

Current Mood: Cheerful
Current Music: system of a down-cigaro

30 Oct 2005

style or sex?

Posted by rishabh in Personal | 2:34pm

so i was bored the otherday and decided to watch trash the other day, and what better trash than ZOOM, ya know the channel that says, "isse dekho" as though it was trying to seduce you.

so there was this awards show or something, and everyone's comments were being asked. i felt it was complete bullshit. you know how all the stars go like style is what your comfortable in? man thats soo full of shit. NO ONE and i mean no one strands by that, trust me for girls, style is what gets the other guys the woody, and for guys style is what gets the girls in their pants. thats all there is to it.

anyways, so one question that was being asked to one and all, was a comment on sex and style.

cyrus broacha:two things i dont have(u behave this way and u'll remain that way man)

some other soap opera comedian: style requires 2 where as sex requires only one.( yeah if u r having sex with your toilet seat)

nikhil chinappa: some thing that can never be stylish. taking off a used condom.(umm ok so now we kow u r taking ecstasy)

jaaved jaafri: style and sex are like doodh and pani( funny, thats the first time i've heard it put that way)

some other socialite: style gets you as lot of sex, but too mch of it can be a bother (sex or style?)

theres lots more from where this came from, but i dont have the time to sit on my ass and type it all for ya. so  mez off now.



Current Mood: Amazed
Current Music: papa roach :scars/marty casey baby one more time
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