30 Oct 2005

style or sex?

Posted by rishabh in Personal | 2:34pm

so i was bored the otherday and decided to watch trash the other day, and what better trash than ZOOM, ya know the channel that says, "isse dekho" as though it was trying to seduce you.

so there was this awards show or something, and everyone's comments were being asked. i felt it was complete bullshit. you know how all the stars go like style is what your comfortable in? man thats soo full of shit. NO ONE and i mean no one strands by that, trust me for girls, style is what gets the other guys the woody, and for guys style is what gets the girls in their pants. thats all there is to it.

anyways, so one question that was being asked to one and all, was a comment on sex and style.

cyrus broacha:two things i dont have(u behave this way and u'll remain that way man)

some other soap opera comedian: style requires 2 where as sex requires only one.( yeah if u r having sex with your toilet seat)

nikhil chinappa: some thing that can never be stylish. taking off a used condom.(umm ok so now we kow u r taking ecstasy)

jaaved jaafri: style and sex are like doodh and pani( funny, thats the first time i've heard it put that way)

some other socialite: style gets you as lot of sex, but too mch of it can be a bother (sex or style?)

theres lots more from where this came from, but i dont have the time to sit on my ass and type it all for ya. so  mez off now.



Current Mood: Amazed
Current Music: papa roach :scars/marty casey baby one more time

12 Oct 2005

MP3 and more

Posted by rishabh in Personal | 9:57pm

Searching for pirated MP3's hyderabad can be a real pain in the ass. For one, hyderabad doesn't have such a huge western esp rock following as other places like delhi, mumbai and b'lore. I go to b'lore evey summer, and its in-ur-face sorta attitude is so totally different from hyd. People smooching on the road, shirts of kurt cobain and Liverpool jerseys being worn by one and all, and music being sold as freebies(is that an oxymoron?). sadly thats b'lore.
Hyderabad is quite different. me and my friend went out to buy music mp3's, just coz we were bored, and i had finished my assignments. we asked the internet cfafe guy near my house for help. he told me you get them at aditya enclave, viz like this huge IT building, not that hi tech, the place is filled with IT training centres, atleast 500. After spending an hour there asking people like losers whether mp3's were availible, and gettin negative response, we decided to get real and get outta there.bloody most of them thought we were regular sex offender, because of our laurel and hardy appearance, we were quite the unusual people to be roaming there.
I had heard that you get mp3's in honk kong bazaar in secbad. went there. there are like 10 shops or sumthin there. apparently only one shop had them. that too that place was filled with chandni bar type of albums and hindi crap. my pal likes hindi so he got all this hindi shit like aashiq banaya aapne and iqbal and love on sms shit. i was furious. the guy has only 12 english vcd's, out of which 11 were like forgotton song albums like ricky martin and n sync shit. the only decent album that was there was the ultimate collectiuon of AC/DC, each and every of their songs. quite appealing? i already had it. so i had to return single handedly, with a frankie in my hand. i was hugely disappointed. my pal suggested we go to koti viz like at the other end of the city, i was like screw it. bahut hogaya, i wanna go home. he was like ok.chill. and we did. went ova to a pals place, thankfully, he keeps in touch with latest rock, got a gb full of videos and i was happy again. why buy original cd's when u have fake mp3? why buy fake mp3's when you have pals giving you more for free? lesson learnt.

Current Music: last resort-papa roach

10 Oct 2005


Posted by rishabh in Personal | 9:39am

Now that i have your attention. lol!
I have been completing my prac records this past week, after a while my hands get real tired(duh), once it so happened that i was on the chair, and my hands became real tired, and i took a little break. Out of my curiosity i was seeing the movies section of the hyderabad chronicle, now that i can't go to the theatre myself, all i could do was check out which theatre was playin which one.
Yawn. same old boring crap.
During the last 2 minutes of my paper gazing, i came across the blu movies section, and i was amused. The names of these movies brought a smile on my face. No this was not a horny, "i wanna shag u" sorta grin, but a genuine laugh, it was coz the names were soooooo funny. check it out
Beauty secrets
gupta shastram
jeena rahasyam
chinna papa pedda papa
european beauty
padosan ke ghar mein(english version)

i dont think anymore needs to be told.

Current Mood: Cheerful
Current Music: DMX-X gonna give it tya

8 Oct 2005


Posted by rishabh in Personal | 4:18pm

Well, its been a while, but its finally happened. Our principal has finally come to our class and has given us "few" tips on how to fare better at the new JEE, now that is has "drastically " changed.

"Ok nanna, listen to me now. Here. Listen. I am not happy with your IIT performance nanna, in the past few tests nanna. Only 4 students in the top 100 in open test. No nanna. I think that you peoples are getting all worried by the new pattern. Listen nanna, the IIT has changed. You cannot study the way you studied before this changing nanna. Now, iit is equal to aieee. I will repeat nanna, iit =aieee. Yes nanna, totally objective patter, and we are testing you also based on the new patter only na? According to hrd ministry, CBSE is the limiting borderline nanna, did not understand>? i'll tell you nanna. iit syllabus is iit syllabus only nanna, but whatever the topic is. nothing will be out of cbse syllabus i think you understood. and now stop doing mains level problem nanna. only objective. and you have to work extensively nanna, like 300-400 objectives perday, so that later onwards it will be easy nanna. i suggest after doing objective from IIT book, do i aieee book also, i suggest golden bells publications. goldeb sorry, golden bells nanna, they are having special discount on our campus now only nanna. the actual package of 3 books for 800 rupees, for you only 350 rupees, no middle men on anything nanna, good no? for maths golden bells is the best, other books also are there outside like...aah arihanth, and other books also, but maths only golden bells is best only and i recommentd it nanna, and level is slightly just little above iitjee. you have to work very hard nanna for iitjee. so it will be great advantage to you, but that wil not mean IC(INTENSIVE AIEEE) students meeku competition giving, nat like that nanna, but work like them nanna, very hard. they are stayin late in camplus and working. and one more thing nanna, we are supplying new IIT materials from all the branches here, and you have to work them all atleast 2 times it will make you strong like anythin in the subjects because the conceptual clarity is very good nanna in narayana iit material.very sound nanna. now if you have any doubts, plz come and ask me personally, and dont waste time nanna, ok? thank you."


Current Mood: Amazed
Current Music: unforgiven-metallica

3 Oct 2005


Posted by rishabh in Personal | 3:48pm

Yep thats how he looks in the new LUX ad. Umm, yea like i was sayin, the add also has a sequel. So thats 120 seconds of gay airtime.
Aiite, it all started like a month ago, when I fisrt saw it. There was SRK, India's Sweetheart, in a bath tub, with rose petals, and milk, shirtless(duh!), with the water an inch below his point sized nipples, he delivered his line, "LuX, aur kya". At first I thought it was a parody or sumthin like that. But i realised it wasn;t. The gr8 SRK was actually advertising for LUX bathing soap!
It was weird. nd not b4 long, there was the sequel to it. This one was freaky.The tub, with SRK in it, surrounded by LUX faces on yesteryear, HemaJi, Sri Devi, Kareena, and sum other bitches, all grinnig at him in a weird horny shit way. He introduces them all with one adjective, check this out, "Sensous" sri devi, ROFL...
And then i dunno why, they all advance towards him and drown him, and the ad finishes
After it ends, you don't know what to do, to laugh, to pity him, to forget it, whateva, whateva the case may be, you start to look at SRK in a totally different way.
Is that a grin I see on KARAN JOHAR's and Manish Malhotra's face???

Current Mood: Amazed
Current Music: Soldier of fortune-Deep Purple

2 Oct 2005


Posted by rishabh in Music | 9:04am

I'm in love .......

With the nu album of simple...its jus sooooooo amazing!
I've listened to it ova a hundred times, and i've liked it so much that i've actually NOT listened to GNR for the past week, can ya believe dat????
Although all are good, the gr8 songs are
I'd do anything
shut up
Welcome to my life
Co-incidently its also the first 3 songs of the casseste.
It also has like 4 live concert versions of the songs including ADDICTED!!!!!

Current Mood: Bored
Current Music: what else dawg!!