12 Oct 2005, 10:38pm
When there is something about a kiss...
Posted by Script Writer | Category [ General ]Comments (35) | Trackbacks (0)
There is something about a kiss, something so inherently gooey about it that there is no way you would think of it otherwise unless you have put yourself through the travesty. Well, at least I am hoping it is more fun than it looks for anything that involves the transfer of bodily fluids is either painful as in the case of a blood transfusion or yuck as in the case of nasal mucus residues on your shirt courtesy a very satisfying rip-roaring sneeze of this colleague who sits somewhere in your vicinity.
Whatever the case may be, and I do not think it is either of the former or the latter, the point of interest here is not the act of transfer or even the fluid. I am not quite sure what the point is anymore. It is quite lost in the rattan-like rigmarole that I have woven. I am certain, however, that it is much more profound than the question of life, the universe, everything. Not surprising then that it has been lost, perhaps never to be found again the same way the question in question was lost when the planet earth was destroyed by the Vogon constructor fleet to make way for a hyperspace bypass.
As I sit here in front of my 'puter spewing out enough non-sense to power Somalia for a few centuries, if ever a power plant could be built that ran on pure non-sense, while listening to Meatloaf I cannot help but think if Goo Goo Dolls would have been a better choice at this time of the day. Or even if there is such a thing as 'this time of the day'. Wouldn't 'this day in time' be a much more accurate description of a temporal unit since a day is a subset of time? But I never did understand set theory well enough to take sides here. Pity!
From time immemorial, or at least since I have been in grade 7 when I first used this phrase, I never dreamt that there will be a moment in my life so supremely self-actualising that I would simply be sucked into the vortex of it all. Good that I never dreamt for it never happened. So I take leave of you of my sorry existence only to return stronger and sorrier, if such a word even exists.
Current Mood: Gloomy
Current Music: Meatloaf - I would do anything for love
Whatever the case may be, and I do not think it is either of the former or the latter, the point of interest here is not the act of transfer or even the fluid. I am not quite sure what the point is anymore. It is quite lost in the rattan-like rigmarole that I have woven. I am certain, however, that it is much more profound than the question of life, the universe, everything. Not surprising then that it has been lost, perhaps never to be found again the same way the question in question was lost when the planet earth was destroyed by the Vogon constructor fleet to make way for a hyperspace bypass.
As I sit here in front of my 'puter spewing out enough non-sense to power Somalia for a few centuries, if ever a power plant could be built that ran on pure non-sense, while listening to Meatloaf I cannot help but think if Goo Goo Dolls would have been a better choice at this time of the day. Or even if there is such a thing as 'this time of the day'. Wouldn't 'this day in time' be a much more accurate description of a temporal unit since a day is a subset of time? But I never did understand set theory well enough to take sides here. Pity!
From time immemorial, or at least since I have been in grade 7 when I first used this phrase, I never dreamt that there will be a moment in my life so supremely self-actualising that I would simply be sucked into the vortex of it all. Good that I never dreamt for it never happened. So I take leave of you of my sorry existence only to return stronger and sorrier, if such a word even exists.
Current Mood: Gloomy
Current Music: Meatloaf - I would do anything for love
12 Oct 2005, 11:24pm
So what's this Scripto? Misleading your poor blog-reading public (read, me) into thinking that there'd be something romantic in here? What is this about? Getting hits? Sigh.
Well, I laughed at the first sentence, but that's about it.
12 Oct 2005, 11:28pm
My dear Aran, the post was not meant to be funny. I am deeply hurt that of all people you should think that it was. It was a heart-felt rendition of all that I have never done, a whine of a loser.
PS: What is so romantice about a kiss anyway? Put it simply, you are slurping on someone else's saliva. Eww!
12 Oct 2005, 11:28pm
My dear Aran, the post was not meant to be funny. I am deeply hurt that of all people you should think that it was. It was a heart-felt rendition of all that I have never done, a whine of a loser.
PS: What is so romantice about a kiss anyway? Put it simply, you are slurping on someone else's saliva. Eww!
12 Oct 2005, 11:36pm
Scripto, I never said I found your post funny. I wouldn't be in my right mind if I said so. Also, I agree it was not meant to be funny. I was hoping that you'd mean it to be romantic. But, alas! It wasn't meant to be.
PS: What would you say about little pecks which aren't 'slurping on saliva'?
14 Oct 2005, 7:15am
lol...dude you are creative and interesting!
14 Oct 2005, 10:58am
Thank you twigrl!
Aran, sorry about that. Had to reply to twigrl before replying to you. Am trying to expand my reader base beyond you :). Hope there are no hard feelings?
To answer your question, I would ask you to think of it this way. What is the point in consuming alcohol if you don't get drunk by the end of it all?
14 Oct 2005, 11:50pm
Of course I'm offended. I mean I stick by you so long and someone else gets answered first! It's highly insulting!!
And please, just stick to one side, will you? Either you like the spit swapping or you don't. How I hate putting it that way...
14 Oct 2005, 11:53pm
Tact has never been my forte. And I think you love me despite that. At any rate, for all it may be worth, my intent was not to offend you. It may not mean much to you but it should at least count for something.
How else would you put it? If saliva gets swapped, then it gets swapped.
15 Oct 2005, 11:17pm
Scripto, if you hadn't drawn my attention to it, I probably wouldn't even have noticed it. Please, be mindful of that in future. So, please do not apologise for mistakes unless you're really really sure they have been noticed by the person against whom they have been committed. Nice lesson?
So now you're my good deed of the day.
And moving on, let's not bother about the phraseology. What's important is, which side are you on?
15 Oct 2005, 11:22pm
As always, my dear Aran, you have raised questions of profound nature though I have not been able to quite put my finger on the factor that makes them profound. But, I guess, this is a start.
As far as the side I am on is concerned, there is no way I can answer that without divulging either of the two facts:
1. I do not have a life.
2. I am getting some heavy action.
Since I am not one for divulging on of either, this time I am going to let it pass.
PS: Did I successfully manage to entangle you in the maze of balderdash, bypassing the point altogether?
15 Oct 2005, 11:28pm
I think it's time for brevity.
No.
15 Oct 2005, 11:41pm
eewwww! you guys are grose...what's up with you people...is there something going on between you two..hahahha
15 Oct 2005, 11:44pm
eewwww! you guys are grose...what's up with you people...is there something going on between you two..hahahha
16 Oct 2005, 12:33am
twigrl, and to think that I replied to you before replying to Aran - my only blog audience! Of all people, you had to do an 'eewwww!' on me.
Aran, is it still time for brevity?
16 Oct 2005, 12:46am
Yes, and it's also the time for a certain other word. It's on the tip of my tongue... wait... it's just the perfect word. I'll get back about this, ok?
16 Oct 2005, 12:58am
awwww! Mr writer, its eewwww on the details your guys were thoughing out not on you.
16 Oct 2005, 2:11am
twigrl, this here comment of mine is meant exclusively for you and it's really heartfelt. I solemnly declare that I, for one, had no idea that I was thoughing, detailed or otherwise. And here, I take the opportunity of apologising for the said thoughing, even though I did not know that I was thoughing. I feel that my part in the thoughing has deeply upset you, or rather, 'grosed' you out. Please accept my deepest apologies in the manner that they're offered.
Un-though-ly yours,
Aran.
16 Oct 2005, 2:57am
Aran...Apology accepted!
16 Oct 2005, 3:08am
and b4 i take a leave...HAPPY SWEETEST DAY TO BOTH MR WRITER & ARAN.Byeeee
16 Oct 2005, 3:17am
and b4 i take a leave...HAPPY SWEETEST DAY TO BOTH MR WRITER & ARAN.Byeeee
16 Oct 2005, 10:46am
Despite all the thoughing, whatever that may be, I have not been able to though out what kind of though would have gone behind having a name as thoughless as twigrl. Take it in the right spirit, and don't be offended. There is time yet to make amends for you may not be able to change the name that all those well-meaning elders gave you when you were born (even if you are stuck with something like Ramarpillay Krishnamurthy Sivaramalaxmi Iyengar) but you do have the power when it comes to choosing your nick in the internet world. You should take some heart in it and may be do something about it.
And, like I said, no offence meant. It was said in the right spirit and you should take it that way.
16 Oct 2005, 6:46pm
sure its gooey if ya see tribals or junkies do it, but otherwise, i guess its allright.
16 Oct 2005, 11:13pm
Weirdos!!!!its thoughtless for the one who can not think through it….TWI could mean many things…go figure! and even if its thoughtless, why should it matter? The bottom line is we are freakin strangers anyways. Also, please don’t tell what I should do and what not…I am sticking with TWIGRL!
16 Oct 2005, 11:23pm
Weirdos!!!!its thoughtless for the one who can not think through it….TWI could mean many things…go figure! and even if its thoughtless, why should it matter? The bottom line is we are freakin strangers anyways. Also, please don’t tell what I should do and what not…I am sticking with TWIGRL!
16 Oct 2005, 11:35pm
Twigrl,
Thank you. I quite enjoy being called weird.
Now, since you've invited us to figure out what TWI means, I think I'm going to take you up on it. Here goes... :)
The Waitress Indian
The Wilting Iris
Talking Walking Ignoramus
Treatable With Iodine
Touch Will Itch
Tall Willowy Irritant
Tentative Wary Intrepid
Am I close?
16 Oct 2005, 11:46pm
hu! you are on the right track but still no where near it....i will leave it at that never to comment on this blog again...
17 Oct 2005, 12:47am
wait...i will take that back. Instead of studying for my exam if am going through the history of this blog...i need to comment on it…even if the writer is…….fill in! but I will try to keep em simple and professional.
17 Oct 2005, 4:42am
its bin a while since i've seen such a loada comments on a FH blog. :D But then, I shall trust The Aran to continue the legacy of comment-spamming. :D
Payne
PS: awesome post as always. :D
17 Oct 2005, 9:12am
Thank you, drp.
Speaking of comments, I don't believe I have ever had quite these many on my blog. For that I need to thank twigrl, drp, and of course my dear Aran.
That done, here is me doing what I am best at - being mean. Twigrl, I like your attitude. Even if you are run over you get up only to be run over again.
That should complete my quota of meanness for the day.
18 Oct 2005, 1:24pm
late comment but I think TWIGRL could mean..twisted girl!!!
twigrl-is it anywhere closer?