24 Sep 2006, 11:38pm
When I have said enough...
Posted by Script Writer | Category [ General ]Comments (15) | Trackbacks (0)
There is something wrong with the world. Hah, my first statement laced with the obvious! Of course, the world is a wrong place. As Douglas Adams had said, "In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." That I am actually quoting someone on my blog means two things - one, the man managed to say what I could not properly say for myself (and, that does not happen ever - this must be an aberration to say the least), and two, he is the absolute man for it takes something to be spoken of in exalted terms by me.
Anyway. I am the last person to be concerned about matters of the world on a wordly plain. You know, the shenanigans of globalisation, international trade, diplomatic relations, extradition treaties - that sort of thing. At any rate, the power does not vest with the powers that be - they are just a face. Again I quote Douglas Adams, "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." And, I was right. He is the man. Notice the usage of non-sexist language.
Worldy issues aside (which really do not affect the world that much anyway), the point of interest here, as has been so often on my blog, is Aran. We have started meeting more often than our usual once in a hundred and fifty six years routine. Being as I am the man between the two of us, I do all the right things too. Pick her up, drop her back - that sort of thing.
This one time I told her that despite being an out and out male chauvinist, I do like to be driven by a woman. Her face brightened up instantly and she said that she would make up for it the next time we were out. So, on a fine Sunday morning I was all happy and joyous (no offence to Wordsworth) waiting for her to show up. She obviously had the wrong idea when it came to making up for what she said she would make up for. She showed up in her car to pick me up! Hey, that is not what I meant when I was talking of being 'driven'. I mean, how much more succinct can you get?
That, basically, sums of the story of my life really. Enough said.
Current Mood: Gloomy
Current Music: Mad TV - I am Not a Child
Anyway. I am the last person to be concerned about matters of the world on a wordly plain. You know, the shenanigans of globalisation, international trade, diplomatic relations, extradition treaties - that sort of thing. At any rate, the power does not vest with the powers that be - they are just a face. Again I quote Douglas Adams, "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." And, I was right. He is the man. Notice the usage of non-sexist language.
Worldy issues aside (which really do not affect the world that much anyway), the point of interest here, as has been so often on my blog, is Aran. We have started meeting more often than our usual once in a hundred and fifty six years routine. Being as I am the man between the two of us, I do all the right things too. Pick her up, drop her back - that sort of thing.
This one time I told her that despite being an out and out male chauvinist, I do like to be driven by a woman. Her face brightened up instantly and she said that she would make up for it the next time we were out. So, on a fine Sunday morning I was all happy and joyous (no offence to Wordsworth) waiting for her to show up. She obviously had the wrong idea when it came to making up for what she said she would make up for. She showed up in her car to pick me up! Hey, that is not what I meant when I was talking of being 'driven'. I mean, how much more succinct can you get?
That, basically, sums of the story of my life really. Enough said.
Current Mood: Gloomy
Current Music: Mad TV - I am Not a Child
25 Sep 2006, 5:02am
Ah.
Dear Scripto,
So you've learnt the err... hard way that, apparently, succinct is not the thing to be when you have matters of importance to be said, hmmm?
Oh, and as a matter of record, I fully agree that being the man between the two of us, you do do all the right things. Yes.
25 Sep 2006, 10:09am
Apparently. As Douglas Adams said, "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."
And since we are putting things on record, let me be very clear. I have done nothing to Aran that should be the cause for anyone to have their imagination run wild.
Aran, you should be more careful when you say things like this. People have enough ideas in their heads as it is.
25 Sep 2006, 2:43pm
Oh, sorry. Your reputation, of course. I forgot. My sincere apologies.
26 Sep 2006, 12:26am
And really, you're not an MCP. Do not delude thyself. :)
26 Sep 2006, 11:09am
Aran, you really are blinded by love. What else do my posts reek of if not of male chauvinism? Come on, it is the one thing that we men have for us. Why would you want to take that away?
27 Sep 2006, 12:59am
But then I'm talking on the basis of the meetings, not your posts. Would an MCP do all the things you do? I mean picking me up and dropping me back, of course.
27 Sep 2006, 10:36am
Aran, please be mindful that the person you meet is not Script Writer. Like you, my dear, Script Writer only exists in your imagination and in scattered bits on the internet.
Script Writer would never ever approve of a woman being picked up and dropped off.
27 Sep 2006, 2:14pm
But then, Script Writer writes about meeting me. If he's not the one I meet, how does he do that?
27 Sep 2006, 2:18pm
Of course Script Writer meets you. But that is just the physical form of him. What you get to see is not the same as what he is showing you. Ok, that did not come out right. What I am saying is that you see something that he is not showing or may be u don't see what he wants to show you. Baaah! This is tough. Enough seeing and showing...
27 Sep 2006, 2:23pm
You should have completed that thought. I was enjoying it. :D
And then, if I see the physical form of Script Writer, what about him being only in my imagination and in scattered bits on the Internet? 'Fess up. The one I meet is the beloved Scripto and he is not a male chauvinist, as much as he'd like to think he is.
27 Sep 2006, 2:28pm
Says who that a physical form cannot exist in scattered bits on the internet? Bill Gates does that all the time when error messages pop up in Windows.
So yes. Where was I?
27 Sep 2006, 2:32pm
In my imagination. In scattered bits on the internet, AND meeting me. That's just... wrong.
27 Sep 2006, 2:37pm
Like they say, 'Give a man an inch and he will want a mile'. More is always good.
27 Sep 2006, 2:53pm
Good God, no! That saying makes me want to beat someone up. And what 'more' are we talking about here?
27 Sep 2006, 3:26pm
More. Just more in general. No relation to Pepsi's dil maange more or that Shahid Kapoor flick. Hyuk!