Posted by D.Raw El Payne
24 June 2004, 6:25pm
I rarely come to this part of me beloved site. If I do, it is only to please a sibling's wish to peruse some of their favorite blogs or to diss someone's else carefully thought-out typed out crap. But today when I log onto this side of the chaos, I see every critter and its pet critter blogging like there's no tomorrow.
I start this blog not because I envy you other mortals with blogs of your own, but because I'm bored. Simple as that. The DBs have taken on the look of a lonely graveyard on a melancholic Thursday afternoon. I need another empty space to shout out my non-existent principles/beliefs/morals. I need another space to voice my equivocal opinions. I need another space to pen/type down my crap. I need another space to spam. I need, and I'm bored.
Oh, in case you're still reading, another reason to start bloggin as such is 'coz of Philip. Thank you Philip, this is your first mention in a blog, bow down and worship the pain.
Alright, I'm done with my pseudo-intellectual introduction-like thingy.
lets get down to business!!...dis is my blog junta!!...every word i type here is going to be burnt n crapped upon by d awesome force of d spammers around here (includin all of the other me's)!!...y am i doin this?...do i hav a purpose in doin this?...do i hav d mental capacity to type more than 3 paragraphs in complete english?...do i hav mental capacity?...WHO CARES!!
as i'm bound by d laws of d unknown rule-book of bloggin to post somethin wich resembles "content" in here...here i go.
Local anesthesia : one word> awesome. d doc pokes four injections into my left arm,n moments later starts to cut open me dear arm...voila! i can't feel nuthin!...its like watchin a Discovery show shot in some dipsht OT sumwhere...only its ur body...as much as i wanted to see d area bein cut open, d doc dint allow moi...jus got to catch glimpses of it in d doc's spectacles...far out.
n then d moment came to be stitched up...reminded me of all those bodies in Jeepers Creepers, dead n stitched up after doin away wit their internal organs...its like bein on d other side of that corpse. I could feel my skin bein stretched n d thread bein pulled through it, d scissors splicin through, every lil beautiful detail.
Till our next painful encounter,
This is me signin out,
Payne
Current Music: Enigma - Mea Culpa
I start this blog not because I envy you other mortals with blogs of your own, but because I'm bored. Simple as that. The DBs have taken on the look of a lonely graveyard on a melancholic Thursday afternoon. I need another empty space to shout out my non-existent principles/beliefs/morals. I need another space to voice my equivocal opinions. I need another space to pen/type down my crap. I need another space to spam. I need, and I'm bored.
Oh, in case you're still reading, another reason to start bloggin as such is 'coz of Philip. Thank you Philip, this is your first mention in a blog, bow down and worship the pain.
Alright, I'm done with my pseudo-intellectual introduction-like thingy.
lets get down to business!!...dis is my blog junta!!...every word i type here is going to be burnt n crapped upon by d awesome force of d spammers around here (includin all of the other me's)!!...y am i doin this?...do i hav a purpose in doin this?...do i hav d mental capacity to type more than 3 paragraphs in complete english?...do i hav mental capacity?...WHO CARES!!
as i'm bound by d laws of d unknown rule-book of bloggin to post somethin wich resembles "content" in here...here i go.
Local anesthesia : one word> awesome. d doc pokes four injections into my left arm,n moments later starts to cut open me dear arm...voila! i can't feel nuthin!...its like watchin a Discovery show shot in some dipsht OT sumwhere...only its ur body...as much as i wanted to see d area bein cut open, d doc dint allow moi...jus got to catch glimpses of it in d doc's spectacles...far out.
n then d moment came to be stitched up...reminded me of all those bodies in Jeepers Creepers, dead n stitched up after doin away wit their internal organs...its like bein on d other side of that corpse. I could feel my skin bein stretched n d thread bein pulled through it, d scissors splicin through, every lil beautiful detail.
Till our next painful encounter,
This is me signin out,
Payne
Current Music: Enigma - Mea Culpa
24 Jun 2004, 7:25pm
The time has come ...oh yeah!! Guess your painful pennings didnt bode well with your all so beloved site after all...
Lemme know before hand the next time you intend to post .. so that the likes of us are prepared.
24 Jun 2004, 8:45pm
did i miss sumthin??!...wat dint bode well wit wat?! :-S ..prepared for wat?..for a deluge of spam?! :-D btw, THANKS FOR COMMENTIN!!! as d first member to comment you've officially become a member of Payne's World.
24 Jun 2004, 9:16pm
Dear payne,
You are the only payne I am willing to accept for better or worse. I promise to be a willing subject of payne's world. Please start the suffering. No saintly business here though.
25 Jun 2004, 12:55am
Congrats dear mate... forget the DB's, its the Blogs that are now going to get Payneful !!!! Keep 'em coming...
26 Jun 2004, 12:12pm
Welcome to the boards ma nigga... now bend over and spread em :D