Im back. Gross as hell, and twice as ugly.
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I put in that line above only because ,for the life of me,I'm not able to come up with a line good enough to be displayed to the whole community on the front page. I'm back folks, the Payne is back,let the Jungle drums go dum-da-dada-dumma-dumm, let the tribals in their leaf-adorned crotches strike their gongs and dance in a wild frenzy. 'Coz ladies, gentlemen and tribals, I, D.Raw El Payne, has the power of internet again. The Dungeon of Pain has been one heckuva busy place in the past 3 days, no internet but a shitload of work to do.
This short yet crucial hiatus came at the right time, I guess. I mean, LOOK at my previous two posts!! Thats The Other Payne coming alive. Of course, it was only appropriate that The Other Payne speak in circumstances like those. As I said, the storm and the grey clouds in my mind have slowly subsided. The turbulent atmosphere up there is returning to the fiery sunshine of evil. Those horns on top of me head are starting to grow back (this does NOT mean I'm horny, just that lucifer's playground is alive and kicking once again). Ladies and gentleman, its time to fasten your seatbelts, thank you for staying with us. Though, I must admit it, the past week will stay etched in my head for a loong time to go, thats a good thing.
I'll tell you whats NOT a good thing. Coming back to the blogs after a while ,only to see that your hard-earned 5th spot has been snatched away from ya. If blog posts were like forum posts, Lily, you would be FH Goddess, but as they aren't you're just Silly Lily in my dictionary(not that I have a dictionary, its just a fucking phrase thats all, geez!). Among other things, the lady's got to the spot within 13 days. Two facts, the first : Congratulations. I did NOT know that these blogs were visited by so many peoples. 350+ hits per day, not too shabby. The second : 350+ hits per DAY?!! *ahem* You just mulavanabutthari in terms of hit-whoring. Congratulations yet again. Now onto Aran, dammit lady, you SO took the MPD post from RIGHT under my fat nose!! Dammit. And now who is this Malakpetmasala?! Dude,next time you realise that you have a word processor on your computer and that you've a stash of files on your harddisk... Here's some advice, read them , do NOT post them, keep them for posterity's sakes, read them again, think of them, THEN post them. One after the other, SLOWLY, with DEFINITE looong intervals.
But, but, BUT, this one of the few times when my arsenal of hatred and dissing-ery(?) seems inadequate. Its not because I'm outta ammunition but because the enemy(if there's someone like that) is just so good. Dammit. Goddamit. Jai, dude, u can write.
Onto next time then.
Fingers crossed for the internet.
Payne
PS : August 1st - 7th, 2004. That was some week.
Current Mood: Evil
Current Music: Various Artists - Tera mere pyar
10 Aug 2004, 8:30pm
Greedy A$$#0le...
10 Aug 2004, 9:05pm
dude, me blog page screwed up again...CHA @ the moderators...anyway whats with the horns n the vampire shit...i think uve lost it big time...it aint coming back...Royalty of Pain in exile dude.....!
10 Aug 2004, 9:08pm
Oh well, some of them didn't like my MPD. :D
You don't like Lily?
11 Aug 2004, 2:57am
I have heard of tiger lily, white lily, fragrant lily, plain lily, lily the vamp and now silly lily, grin. What do you know of my IQ by the way? Or *ahem* is this just the greenish tint colouring your uhmmm keyboard temporarily, honourable Mr. Payne?
Thanks for the congratulations and for keeping score of the hits my blog got in the past almost 2 weeks. 300+ daily isn't really such a big deal when yours is the Hot Blog for 10 days (out of the total days of existence). Guess I have to thank FH for that, more than my writing skills, and you can ask them kindly to make yours the Hot Blog too for 10 days. I am sure they won't object. Then I can keep score of your hits (despite the fact that my math is terrible) :P.
I shall graciously and suavely ignore the rest of your comments pertaining to me.
As for the hard earned 5th spot, grin, you can have it back, I really don't write for spots, (SPOTS! Gaks! MORAL is : spots come and go, but the blog remains :D)
PS: A dictionary is quite useful, even if it is only your own! Thanks again for the congratulations and feel free to take 'your' spot back any time. It still has your name on it :D
11 Aug 2004, 10:49am
tum aagaye ho..noor agaya hai..nahi toh charagun se laut ja rahi thi..ur still my favorite FH memberr.. hOoOo..aati rahegi bahare..jaati rahegi bahare..dil ki nazar se duniya ko dekho..duniya sada hi haseen hai..hOo hOo..
11 Aug 2004, 7:51pm
LuBiN_yOo Seriously? what happened to u? Why this "Sher" personality of u? Are u alrite? I loved ur "Nigga" style more... It was cute and suited ya. Please revert back, i want Da Nigga Gurl back..Omg omg omg U'd betta b back and all that YO
12 Aug 2004, 7:34pm
am back to comment...:p
@Johnny : true very true...and d comment 'bout Lubin...d nigga style "suits" her more?..do u know her?! :-S
@baap: wokay
@Aran : *ahem*
@Lily : thanks for d patience for commenting..totally pleased...nothing much to say..:D
@Lubelady : muchos confused = me
@world : WAATEEVER!!!
15 Aug 2004, 8:16pm
leaving footprints, mine... and smudged finger prints... all over.. here.
15 Aug 2004, 8:53pm
Gets in with those phish phish bottles filled with water and newspapers cut into quarters. Do I have to do all the cleaning?????? Geeez!!! *rolleyes*
15 Aug 2004, 9:11pm
sees another maid... (why god, WHY)... leaves some chocolate milk covered napkins and peanut butter sandwich crumbs .... presses her dirty nose to the window and leaves,here.
15 Aug 2004, 10:38pm
ANOTHER?? What do you mean another??!! :o
ps. napkins + crumbs = mean
pps. nose print = ultra-cute. :D
16 Aug 2004, 8:24pm
uh...may i in all my wisdom interject here to scream...
Y DONT U TWO GET A MOTEL ROOM??? YEEAAAGH!
ok. i'm done. wild rant of the day. thank you. apologies to aran coz i dont kno who y'are. and to you FA...ya..please.
:p
syko.
17 Aug 2004, 10:56am
You mean one room with HER?!!!!! *shudder* Clothes lying around... make-up, caps screwed off... a fine sheen of dust everywhere... OH MY GOD! I'm losing it just thinking of it. You're mean syko.
ps. Don't apologise. You can comment even if you dont know who I am. I'm like public property here. *rolleyes* :D
17 Aug 2004, 11:09pm
yeesh. ppl calling me mean and things like dat and all dat. :p
wat be dis world coming to?
and ok...i never said ONE room...go get TWO if ya want :D
mean.
syko.