Constipated happiness

An ancient venerable sage once said that happiness is simply the absence of sadness. If you do not feel sadness, therefore you are happy. That's how things are in a universe that exists in polarities. If you feel neither sad or happy, perhaps you are constipated or need serious thawing. Ancient sage recommends that the systematic elimination of sadness is the foolproof way to achieving lasting happiness.

The definition of happiness ideally should be unmarred by the dogmas of so-called happiness spin doctors. Unfortunately, media portrays happiness in a strange, unattainable way. Happy people are often depicted as having seizures of some kind and passing out due to sheer bliss and rapture! If you feel miserable in the morning because you did not wake up frothing at the mouth with ecstasy don

Current Mood: Happy Indeed!
Current Music: .