Saturday, 18th March '06

Constipated happiness An ancient venerable sage once said that happiness is simply the absence of sadness. If you do not feel sadness, therefore you are happy. That's how things are in a universe that exists in polarities. If you feel neither sad or happy, perhaps you are constipated or need serious thawing. Ancient sage recommends that the systematic elimination of sadness is the foolproof way to achieving lasting happiness. The definition of happiness ideally should be unmarred by the dogmas of so-called happiness spin doctors. Unfortunately, media portrays happiness in a strange, unattainable way. Happy people are often depicted as having seizures of some kind and passing out due to sheer bliss and rapture! If you feel miserable in the morning because you did not wake up frothing at the mouth with ecstasy don

Current Mood: Happy Indeed!
Current Music: .

This is a really nice and famous anecdote which i stumbled upon after about 2 years now.
A must read for all those who think they know it all about Relationships

"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation."
"A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got
married and got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my
stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother, and my father
became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her
father-in-law."
"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy
was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the
son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made
me the grand-father of my half-brother."
"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of
my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother. This makes my father,
the brother-in-law of my child, whose step-sister is my father's wife, I
am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my
son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!"

Current Mood: Cheerful
Current Music: *

I wonder why war starts at the drop of a topi and peace takes so excruciatingly long.
I wonder why egg yolks dont obey me when I fry them
I wonder why my teachers cant imagine the time when they were students when giving Assignments
I wonder why people think that by killing a bunch of innocent children, their religious beliefs are strengthened
I wonder why all the girls I fall in love with end up having another boyfriend
I wonder why I am learning the formula to determine the radius of the circle covering a triangle that is having an angle of sin37.5 degrees.
I wonder why I am writing this stupid post with so many why

Current Mood: Crude
Current Music: $

By the way...for the ones who are new to my blogs....this is my first of its series after a very looong break......finally im back penning down some frustrations.....

As you peruse this, know that it was written by a boy/man who never quite found his niche. Possessing qualities of many a kind which can only be sufficiently described by the use of superlatives, it has been much difficult to define myself. Thus I present the metaphor of ME the Weirdwolf: half man, half wolf, half weird.. no place to hide from society

Current Mood: Thoughtful
Current Music: Godsmack - I Stand Alone