men beware

Sails Ahoy! Full Steam Ahead!

I am Appleby, Aphrodite's favourite possession. You will not catch her dead without me! Actually, since Goddesses are endowed with the gift of immortality, you will not catch her dead. Period. Anyway, you get my drift. She has no secrets from me. Whatever she says first goes through yours truly! (Yes location helps).

I am a divine shade of pink with a generous amount of glitter and, I taste like apples. And whenever I say that, people pronounce me schizophrenic!! For they believe that someone of my colour characteristics cannot be pink! May be green or even red, but at any rate, not pink! HUH! That is so dark ages. It is bigotry, racism and discrimination! Cannot believe that folks can be so colour driven! How can they make judgements based on colour and looks? It is an outrage!

Maybe they are just jealous, for I am Her (yeah with a capital H) favourite. And she loves the forbidden fruit. But the fact remains that I am divine, I am pink, I am applecious (Hoo! Hoo! Coined a new word!) and, I am in therapy. Hoo! Hoo!!

Current Mood: Triumphant
Current Music: Star - Bryan Adams