What's in a name?

OH MY GOD, this should be fun. Sits back to read the applications :P

good luck guys ;)

Dearest Lily,

The application was too much for me to go through, but only because I was in such a hurry to apply.

My personal information, I will give you personally, when I am face to face with you, gazing into your brown eyes and drowning in them.

Work experience -- well, I don't have any work experience, at least not the kind you'd be looking for. How could I? I just found you now. :)

Education -- Fulltime student of Romance Management since the past 20 years.

Other important information -- well, I am not as important as you are. Everything about me will pale in comparison. :)

Please note: I am an expert on respiratory disorders. I can make you breathe faster and in short gasps and half-breaths by bleep, bleep, bleeeeeeep! Cannot read x-rays, but can read you braille-like. Does that count? Organising and managerial skills in the relationship are at a very high level, due to the studying I've done.

...waiting with bated breath...

Yours,
One, The. (you can call me Th if you want, blushes)

Something is missing in the ad.... aaah yes, wheres the disclaimer?
'Me' is an equal oppurtunity employer, applicants will not be discriminated based on their race,color, origin or 'species'.

I think I have all the required qualifications with a double digit number in experience column.
References: Available on request

Please let me know if an Andhroid with emotions can apply?

TH: smiles, I am intrigued, your application sounds promising indeed, just two minor issues though
1)how are your gardening skills? You know flowers are fragile creatures and need the green fingers of a caring qualified gardner. (Hints can be found in Tagore's 'The Gardner').
2) what about ganish traits? those are very important to me and will be rewarded separately.
Other than that, uhmmm, my interest is piqued.
Andhroid: It was stated in the ad actually under :
Area of Consideration: All sources
so you are welcome to submit your application.
T: thank you for helping out. We can make the exception and allow Th to be called Th. I can't shake this nagging feeling that I have know him already, or is this perhaps a deja vu? reincarnation? lost soulmate?
Th: sighs, the bated breath is all mine.

I was wondering the same thing T. what am I missing? The One should be "to" or if we use One, The then "ot", so where did the H come in from? could it be? no it can't be! Homars should NOT apply, or are they allowed? reads the ad again to check!

Wow! This really mushroomed!! Hehehe.

And jai, what condition might that be?

it's not too late aloque baby, grins, and yes you are right, but then this is a matter of life or life isn't it? so I should be choosy and tough no?

the condition is that u cannot give my details to the other chicks you know. You know, the chicks would want to call me and go out on a date with me, then i would not have much time to spend on u. you see what i mean?

Yeah right!!! As if *rolls eyes*

To answer your queries:
1. I'm a caring and nurturing gardener. I assure you that I will provide enough love and affection to let you grow to be the most beautiful flower around. This would benefit me too as I could then boast about having the prettiest flower.
2. Please could you expand a bit on the traits I am expected to have? And please let me know about the rewards too. :)

I'm glad the application sounds promising. I wonder when I will be notified of the results.

Thank you so much for allowing me to be called Th. To those who raised doubts about my homarness, they can wonder, but Th is just a shortening of my given name - 'The' as opposed to my surname - 'One'. Others may please call me Mr. One. Lily can call me Th. blushes.

-Th.
(The One.)