12 Jul 2004

Watch-Only $10.000

Posted by No-man in General | 8:43pm

Was looking at the cost of the watch and it appeared that it was $10. And was thinking why there are 3 zeros after the DOT and...... why is watch placed as a show piece, when $10 is very ordinary. As i approached the watch, the DOT became a COMA !!!

Current Mood: Thoughtful
Current Music: :-))

6 Jul 2004


Posted by No-man in General | 11:45pm

My colleague drinks a lot of water, probably more than 3 liters in office itself. i was curious and i asked, "how many times do you go to toilet?"


..........said, "ek ya dho bar hagga mar tha hoon".....now, how is drinking more water related to shit-ing once or twice !!

Current Mood: Confused
Current Music: !?!?!

5 Jul 2004

As u sow, so u reap

Posted by No-man in General | 3:58pm

I went to a restaurant 10 days back and when i was paying the bill, i realised that they have charged only 25$ when it should been 50$. i told them and paid 50$.


Yesterday, i went to a restaurant and they charged me 225$, when it should have been only $175. I was almost paying it when i suddenly realized, "it shouldn't be that high" !! so, i got it corrected and paid $175.

Now, i feel, had i not paid that 25$ previously, i would have lost 50$ yesterday !! GOD is seeing everything !!

Current Mood: Happy Indeed!
Current Music: :-)

2 Jul 2004


Posted by No-man in General | 1:46am

What PHD Really Stands For:

P h D
Patiently hoping for a Degree
Piled higher and Deeper (after BS = Bull..., MS = More of the Same...)
Professorship? hah! Dream on!
Please hire. Desperate.
Physiologically Deficient
Pour him (or her) a Drink
Philosophically Disturbed
Probably headed for Divorce
Pathetically hopeless Dweeb
Probably heavily in Debt
Parents have Doubts
Professors had Doubts
Pheromone Deprived
Probably hard to Describe
Patiently headed Downhill...
Permanent head Damage
Pulsating heaving Disaster?
Pretty homely Dork
Potential heavy Drinker
Professional hamburger Dispenser... "Would you like fries with that?"
Professional hair Dresser
Piano hauling Done
Pizza Hut Driver
Pretty heavily Depressed
Prozac handouts Desired
Pretty heavy Diploma
Pathetic homeless Dreamer
Protect Horney Dogs


This is a CCP job.


Current Mood: Amazed
Current Music: !!

1 Jul 2004

My sister s boyfriend

Posted by No-man in General | 10:40pm

They used to go to college together, take the same bus and walk into the campus together. Once in campus, they tell me that they never talk to one-another. And when the college finished, they met each other and walked back to the bus-stop to take the same bus.

This happened every day, every year.  After graduating, my sis went to college to collect her degree, one of those few time he was not there..........and a stranger comes to her and the conversation goes........

Stranger: hello Ms.........

Sis: Do i know u?

Stranger: i am from so and so class

Sis: Oh !

Stranger: Your boy-friend did not come ?

Sis: My boy-friend ?!

Stranger: He......Mr.......

Sis: damn it !! he's my brother !! 

Current Mood: Thoughtful
Current Music: !!

1 Jul 2004

Are you a ........?

Posted by No-man in General | 9:35pm

When i was in High School in India, people used to ask me .......Which college ? i used to get upset and later got used to it.

I am abroad and as my company's food almost always sucks, we go to the nearby university for lunch. One-day a girl asked me at the beginning of a semester......

Are you a freshmen ? Orientation is this way....

 ...... when i finished my bachelors long ago.......

Current Mood: Feeling Better
Current Music: :-))

1 Jul 2004

What do they mean ?

Posted by No-man in General | 8:03pm

I met them for the first time, my neighbours kids...... and they said, 'Hello Uncle'......time passed and they started calling me 'Anna'.....

Today they said 'Orey *****'

does that mean, they are not respecting me or....does that mean they consider me 'one among them'.....whatever, i prefer to say that 'they consider me as one among them'


Current Mood: Confused
Current Music: Aerosmith-crazy !!