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My colleague drinks a lot of water, probably more than 3 liters in office itself. i was curious and i asked, "how many times do you go to toilet?"
..........said, "ek ya dho bar hagga mar tha hoon".....now, how is drinking more water related to shit-ing once or twice !!
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I went to a restaurant 10 days back and when i was paying the bill, i realised that they have charged only 25$ when it should been 50$. i told them and paid 50$.
Yesterday, i went to a restaurant and they charged me 225$, when it should have been only $175. I was almost paying it when i suddenly realized, "it shouldn't be that high" !! so, i got it corrected and paid $175.
Now, i feel, had i not paid that 25$ previously, i would have lost 50$ yesterday !! GOD is seeing everything !!
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What PHD Really Stands For:
P h D
Patiently hoping for a Degree
Piled higher and Deeper (after BS = Bull..., MS = More of the Same...)
Professorship? hah! Dream on!
Please hire. Desperate.
Physiologically Deficient
Pour him (or her) a Drink
Philosophically Disturbed
Probably headed for Divorce
Pathetically hopeless Dweeb
Probably heavily in Debt
Parents have Doubts
Professors had Doubts
Pheromone Deprived
Probably hard to Describe
Patiently headed Downhill...
Permanent head Damage
Pulsating heaving Disaster?
Pretty homely Dork
Potential heavy Drinker
Professional hamburger Dispenser... "Would you like fries with that?"
Professional hair Dresser
Piano hauling Done
Pizza Hut Driver
Pretty heavily Depressed
Prozac handouts Desired
Pretty heavy Diploma
Pathetic homeless Dreamer
Protect Horney Dogs
This is a CCP job.
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They used to go to college together, take the same bus and walk into the campus together. Once in campus, they tell me that they never talk to one-another. And when the college finished, they met each other and walked back to the bus-stop to take the same bus.
This happened every day, every year. After graduating, my sis went to college to collect her degree, one of those few time he was not there..........and a stranger comes to her and the conversation goes........
Stranger: hello Ms.........
Sis: Do i know u?
Stranger: i am from so and so class
Sis: Oh !
Stranger: Your boy-friend did not come ?
Sis: My boy-friend ?!
Stranger: He......Mr.......
Sis: damn it !! he's my brother !!
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When i was in High School in India, people used to ask me .......Which college ? i used to get upset and later got used to it.
I am abroad and as my company's food almost always sucks, we go to the nearby university for lunch. One-day a girl asked me at the beginning of a semester......
Are you a freshmen ? Orientation is this way....
...... when i finished my bachelors long ago.......
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I met them for the first time, my neighbours kids...... and they said, 'Hello Uncle'......time passed and they started calling me 'Anna'.....
Today they said 'Orey *****'
does that mean, they are not respecting me or....does that mean they consider me 'one among them'.....whatever, i prefer to say that 'they consider me as one among them'
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