Here's a thought, you wayward_soul.
Try THIS on for size.


If you knew that you were gonna die today,
what would you REALLY want to spend your time on today?

fullhydblogs asks you that very same profound question...
albeit in a veiled fashion. Right above this posting_window_thing
is that line warning me about the session expiring in 30 mins and stuff.
But What they're REALLY tryin to say is:

If you knew your session would expire in 30 minutes,
what would you REALLY spend yer time on, you wayward_soul?
what would you REALLY post? huh? HUH?

hehe. :{"


I. In our section on "Expressions of opinions".

bah, you think YOUR blog is cool?
wait until you read wat i found on my wanderings across the
vast plains of the internaat this THIS:

Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome.
My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas.
These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.


1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Interested? Wait! I've got more :-"


Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or
they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

And yes. Robert Hamburger, the really_bodaciously_weird_yet_so_cool_kid who runs the site
doesnt mind posting answers to a few _questions_we've_bin_dyin_to_ask_abt_ninjas. Like so.

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?
A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox.
On the one hand they don't give a crap,
but on the other
hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.
Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR
totally awesome.

Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab.

:| Are ya droolin already? ARE YA?
You wanna go find dat site dont ya?
like RITE NOW? /:)

iz ok. please to visit
for more really_audacious_and_unbelievably_awesome_facts_on_ninjas.
i spent a LOT of time the other night...reading through the entire site. :{"
fascinating it is. :{D bloddy funny too, if that's wat grabs ya.

you may also read the comments Hamburger's got
from ppl across the world, under a section aptly titled "Hatemail". Die laffing.

and ofcourse, in tune with what's currently sweeping the indian_blogosphere,
Hamburger got himself sued too :{D i swear, bloddy hilarious stuff on the site!

II. In our section on "My new acquisitions"

1. I bought myself a Ducati. No kidding.
Like really seriously. :{"
Rich_kid_me. [See Pics Heah]

2. I bought this CD called Hillsong/More than life.
Gospel Muzak. Track one is sooper song. I like.

3. I also bought this CD called Peace, Love & Truth.
John Lennon & Yoko Ono. Again, Track One is sooper song. I like.

4. No. I stopped buying anything after that Lennon CD.
the rest of the songs sucked @ss. :|


ok. i'm done with my atypical_post.
gbye and godbless.

syko :-"


My sooper favorite joke of all-time.

I'm an insomniacal, dyslexic agnostic.
I lie awake all night, wondering if there's a dog.

=)) ROTFL.

Current Mood: Triumphant
Current Music: One Way. Hillsong / More than life