General | 2004
Platonic Plaque – Plainly Platitudinous? Platonic relationships are probably the best thing to have happened to the gender equation since the painfully sad demise of chivalry. Well, that concept has been dead and buried for a while now. Sigh. Sometimes, we women come across a...
General | 2004
I read a rather tragic forward written by some dude who honestly believed that he had cracked the one elusive, eternal, enigmatic mystery that plagues mankind - the operative word being 'man'. The poor deluded soul was convinced that he had the answer to the question Mel Gibson asked so...
General | 2004
No mention of the metrosexual male is quite complete without a reference to the heterosexual variety. Well, this is the dude who squirms at the mention of the bill you pay at the parlour, but would not have you looking any less good. This is the dude who brags about the configuration of his PC...
General | 2004
The first time I came across a guy in a male G-string, my second reaction was, "progressive, revolutionary, liberated!". In case anyone is wondering about the first, then, well, try, "ma ma mia, ooh la la, dishy!". Anyhoo, first things first. Bet my first reaction has propelled the Julie...
General | 2004
Saw my shrink today. He is Nuts. Well, that's his name. Phil Nuts (not to be mistaken for the Dr Phil from the Oprah Winfrey show. That one is just nuts) . Just imagine if his name was Macadamian Nuts! His clinic is very tastefully (yeah, right!!) called "Couch Potato". Yes, he has some issues...
General | 2004
Sails Ahoy! Full Steam Ahead! I am Appleby, Aphrodite's favourite possession. You will not catch her dead without me! Actually, since Goddesses are endowed with the gift of immortality, you will not catch her dead. Period. Anyway, you get my drift. She has no secrets from me. Whatever she...
General | 2004
I have long tresses too and they have been standing on ends - I am under pressure to write punctual blogs! Poor, naive, innocent me had no clue that some kind of time frame had to be adhered to while blogging! I have been biting my nails in trepidation! It's a good thing my teeth can't bit thru...
General | 2004
Blogging came highly recommended by a friend and well, you live only once so try anything twice right? But believe you me, I hadn't the darndest idea I was going to be stirring up such a hornet's nest (Heck, I didn't think anyone was even gonna read it!). I was expecting some disgruntled...
General | 2004
I am Aphrodite, the goddess of love (and clearly, delusional. You would be too if you had seen baaz: bird in danger). It is going on to 2 am now and i cant sleep (you would expect more of a night life from the goddess of love, but you would have to be delusional too to think I am the real deal...
General | 2004
Look around you and they are all over! They are in your homes, in the malls, in your workplace heck! Even in your beauty salons! God