Chotu and The One Ring of Power
He found it.
The One Ring.
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One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Well, how in God's good name could Chotu hav known?
I mean, he's a friggin dhobi for godssakes! (no offense to any dhobis who're reading this...
but i jes presume y'all dhobis havent read or watched LOTR...hopefully, a safe presumption...) :-s
Twas a day jus like ne other. A wednesday. Day to leave me clothes out. For him to pick em up and promise to deliver em by saturday next. Since time immemorial, this is how things worked. (time immemorial...or since i started to give my clothes to chotu :p )... There he was...the smilin git...and he was like...yo wassup! Uh wait...that was one of me moronic frends.. :p .. oh wait! THERE he was...sayin 'aur kapde hai kya bhaiyya?' And i'm like...ya...its been what now? 4 months since i got this Levi's washed? Looks like its just abt time to get it a lil clean.. :-" (hope mom's not reading this :-s)
Ya...so...i gave him the clothes. And he walked away.
And that was when the rumors started. That strange things were afoot. That the One Ring had been stolen. By Chotu. :|
First off, I shouldn't have left the damm Ring lying about my room. I mean...i'm damm careless when it comes to such things. For godssakes, Gandalf'd said..no no..according to LOTR,
"He paused, and then said slowly in a deep voice: ' This is the Master-ring, the One Ring to rule them all...He greatly desires it - but he must not get it."
And wtf! Gandalf was talking about Chotu??? I thot he was talking abt Sauron...bloody idiot...@(#*)#@ Always wrapped up in his own lil world...always talking in verse...i'm thinkin he's been havin too much mead...watever....
Ya, so...of COURSE i dint believe the rumors. I mean, the One Ring! To the uninitiated...it be EVIL people! EVIL! and it make you invisible! And Chotu, to the uninitiated...is this really nice, smiling git. (ya, if you've paid attention, some of me moronic frends also answer to this description. weird world i live in.)
I dont kno how he did it. But he slipped it past me. And the Ring called out to him with all its power. He KNEW he ought not to wear it. But he did. It just willed itself onto his finger.
And that's it. The end of the story.
Glad y'all read so far. :-"
syko.
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Epilogue
Ya. Ok..so you can gess wat happened next. Chotu turned invisible. I mean...REALLY invisible! It's been about a month since i've seen him...and he's AWOL...WITH my clothes...AND my unwashed Levi's! YEEEAAGH! :-L
And people say they can still hear him call out "aur kapde hai kya bhaiyya?"... brrr... and i sometimes feel like i can still see the smile on the git's face...or mebbe i'm just confusin him with my frends. watevah.
clothes_less,
one_pair_of_Levi's_less,
syko.
Current Mood: Cold
Current Music: Enya singin sum weird thing. Is that ENGLISH??? 8-}
14 Sep 2004, 4:21pm
clothes_less? You mean, like, nekkid? OMG! :O
14 Sep 2004, 5:11pm
go syko!!
more_than_one_post syko!! :O
awesome dude!!
go syko!
14 Sep 2004, 5:13pm
n @Aran..
yehe!!
14 Sep 2004, 7:34pm
bloddy hell!
clothes_less! NOT no_clothes!
woe_is_me,
syko.
PS: WHY do y'all think this blog's a nice place to chat each other up??? first tabrez and FA (PS: ya tabrez...blame user fullhyd_kishore...i believe ya)...and now its you two. sheesh.
14 Sep 2004, 8:52pm
What does bloodless mean? And worthless? And heartless? So, clothes_less = no clothes. :P
And about the ps., stop complaining. You're getting hits. :D
14 Sep 2004, 9:06pm
englis? i kno not wat langua you speak :-"
feignin_ignorance,
syko
PS: Yes i am! C'mere all ye lovelay hits \:D/
14 Sep 2004, 11:15pm
And i was continually afraid that this would happen. Another excuse to roam around unwashed and IN unwashed clothing. One Levi's less... considering the statistics, i'm willing to bet you are out of pants.
14 Sep 2004, 11:19pm
hehehehehe...
now i aint ever reading LOTR!
cuz NOW i know where i'll be gettin my synopsis from.
hehhehehe
all the above gibberish when translated, goes sumthin like this... ROTFL, LMAO, LOLOL, and to the hindi speaking populace - " Mogambo kush hua"
muahahahahha!
14 Sep 2004, 11:22pm
:|
14 Sep 2004, 11:29pm
"""""WHY do y'all think this blog's a nice place to chat each other up??? first tabrez and FA """""
Excuse ME!! Take it back!! I did NOT chat with anybody. did NOT. Nobody.
Take it back.
14 Sep 2004, 11:33pm
:|
wtf! you dint CHAT i admit...but you ARE prancing around my blog missy! [-x tch tch
i_aint_unwashed,
syko.
PS: :D watevah...comment away :p
14 Sep 2004, 11:36pm
mogambo? who the! :D
anyways, maaki koda happy ki meeki inta liking occhindi...
syko.
14 Sep 2004, 11:37pm
occhini whaaaaaa?
14 Sep 2004, 11:39pm
occhini whaaaaaa?
14 Sep 2004, 11:41pm
kisko bolra re? "maaki"!! kisko be!!
14 Sep 2004, 11:43pm
mogambo? who the! :D
anyways, maaki koda happy ki meeki inta liking occhindi...
syko.
14 Sep 2004, 11:47pm
oh bloddy hell!
first the telugu_less tabrez...and then evry1 thinks i'm swearing in pure hyderabaadi...
bloody! "maaki" --> is corruption of the telugu for "WE"... i THINK. :|
morons. grumble grumble.
syko.
PS: and now user_fullhyd_kishore decides it's time for him to add to me misery :p damm the double post :p
7 Oct 2004, 10:57pm
Hahahhahaa!!!
I read it again.
:D